I Barely Exist

18, Rabid Specimen

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

hedonism is good actually rich people just suck at it

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

i think not only do we have a moral obligation to preserve human life but also a moral obligation to maximize the pleasure of others and ourselves (provided it doesn’t hurt anyone)

[the-sunflower-spaceman]

people don’t just deserve to eat food, they deserve to eat good food that tastes good without worrying about nutritional content

people don’t just deserve clothes, they deserve nice clothes that are well made and fit their personal style

people don’t just deserve the bare minimum, they don’t just deserve to be alive, they deserve to live and have nice things for no other reason than making that particular person happy

[afeelgoodblog]

[kittchuco]

New Coraline design drop

[gooobifer]

kitty kins fucking obliterated in the comments section of a knitting video

[pukicho]

Posts on tumblr like a fucking idiot

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[iamcaledonia]

I’m sorry. We’re so close to the edge I just can’t risk it.

[matriarchyuzi-deactivated202508]

Sorry y'all I ain’t gonna be the one to piss off Madame Zeroni.

I was checking a blog to see if it was on the up and she was here. Always show respect to Madame Zeroni.

[crypticjackal13]

I can’t believe after all these years I finally encountered her–

[thefishermansharbor]

Madame Zeroni i respect u

[chocolate-churros]

i fucking hate finding ai generated visual shit in the wild. what the fuck happened? what happened to being against that shit

do y'all have fragile moral backbones? do y'all start using it when it becomes trendy or when it looks visually appealing?

or do you need a reminder that half the reason why strikes are happening is because of this ai shit. people are losing fucking jobs and y'all are out here normalizing the use like what is this.

when the mass outrage is done, that's when y'all use it? when it's out of your timelines or your for-you-pages, y'all start to use it to fulfill your fantasies when picrew isn't enough?

[marsoid]

hi bestie,

quick questoin

would ?

[abkvs]

[marsoid]

WHATS THE QUESTIOGN

[marissasketch]

The (Furby) King Returns

Prints

[pinene]

Other people’s phones are truly hell on earth. Ringer on, full volume, automatically connects to any Bluetooth speaker. Eight pages of apps, thousands of unopened notifications, ten times as many unread emails. A busy, low res picture of a loved one as the wallpaper that makes the app names impossible to read. They have notifications on for every random game they’ve ever downloaded. Every five minutes they get an alert about a gas explosion thousands of miles away or a text from an unsaved number or a notification about a new pizza place in town. And they just swipe it away and return to etching patterns in the screen grease from playing some 3d car game that makes the device hot enough to cook an egg

[striders]

at this point it would be less of a liability for elon’s lawyers to just kill him and take their chances on a murder trial

[batteredhilt]

[dykals]

can’t believe shinji got beat out by a honest to god squid

[funnytwittertweets]

[cheddar-baby]

[thickness-protection-program]

Dying with Babish

[idontthinkthereforeimnot]

Banish offscreen embarrassment

[mens-rights-activia]

[guerrillatech]