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[burgrs]

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

[burgrs]

my HANDSOME boy…

[jerk-jock]

Diagnosed with handsome boy disease

[sdtfgukhjhgtfrydetsdryfgu-deact]

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Technically I’m Homeless

[theusualemptypie]

I think they'd be proud of her.

[softlywlw]

I rarely see asian wlw representation on this website so let’s change that!

[iredreamer]

don’t leave me.

[lavendersewingcircle]

red/blue gay trope is OUT goth/pastel gay trope is IN

[dankmemeuniversity]

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

a self insert fanfic: i brushed my long blonde hair out my face to show off my clear blue eyes and pale complexion

my colored ass:

[icyharrington]

a self insert fanfic: i slipped on my size 00 jeans and smiled as he wrapped his arms around my tiny waist!

my fat ass:

[lovely-langdon]

self insert fanfic: they towered over my small and short frame.

my amazonian ass:

[kaysheartthrobs]

ThESE HIT HARDDDDD

[alessiaase]

self insert fanfic: only for my dad to say I couldn’t go to the dance.

My fatherless ass:

[seharuuchan]

Self insert fanfic: he gazed into my big round eyes.

My Asian ass:

[opheliacrainbow]

Self insert fanfic: his thumb grazed over my small perky breast

My big tiddie ass:

[isyoumadbro]

This post jumped me in an arby’s parking lot

[tainbocuailnge]

i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result

[kelssiel]

it’s him

One Piece

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[meatpower]

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

[buttart]

[thebestoftumbling]

Snapcats!

[weloveshortvideos]

x

[rynabuns]

what on earth

[edvardgrieg-official]

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

[whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating]

tchaikovsky is proud

[tinker-tanner]

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

[rileyav-moving]

artist tips

don’t save as jpeg

[suchirolle]

as a former yearbook editor and designer, let me explain this further

if youre only planning on posting your art online, them please save it as .png ;this is also better for transparencies as well

BUT

please, if youre planning of printing your art, NEVER use png. it makes the quality of the image pretty shitty. use jpeg or pdf instead. and always set your work at 300dpi to get a better printing quality - this means, the images are crisper and sharper and theres no slight blurriness. i had a talk with my friend who is currently taking design, and pdf is much better to use when youre working with a bigger publishing company because it still has the layers intact, but if youre only planning on printing your stuff at staples or at some small publishing store, the jpeg is the way to go.

this has been a public service announcement

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[cosmicloveless]

PLEASE WATCH BROOKLYN NINE-NINE

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work