right brain

i like oreos and pussy

[isaidan]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

playing a game called “what modern day thing would kill a victorian era child”

[sunfortune]

victorian era child that got cocaine prescribed for a headache trying 4loko:

[deweypetal-deactivated20160530]

Peanut butter is gross wtf

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

There are 9 rat hairs in every jar of peanut butter just a fyi 🕵🏾

[bloomflowersbloom]

damn them rat hairs is scrumptious!!!

[roslips]

[omghotmemes]

Google Earth is Amazing

[kingscrown666]

Wait for it…

[hereisisa]

everytime. i laugh like an idiot everytime

[thedreamyperidot]

@unnaturaldecay

[medoisa]

this is a lot funnier when u know that this is the place where julius caesar got stabbed. its a cat sanctury

[hellenecstatic]

FYI the name Dennis is derived from Dionysus. That is all.

[terpsikeraunos]

this means…denny’s….

[readerofmanyworlds]

Denny’s is absolutely the domain of a god of chaos and revelry

[kvothbloodless]

Everything suddenly makes so much sense

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

took a bong rip of salvia and activated my past life memories of being the chimpanzee from Bedtime for Bonzo. Does not mauling Ronald Reagan when I had the chance make me a liberal?

in a post carceral state we must not focus on the sins of the past but the possibilities of the future. rip harder next time so you can astral project harder and finally fucking kill him

[foreveriallyzombified]

[onlytwitterpics]

[catchymemes]

[30-minute-memes]

[glitchlight]

[deertwoheads]

tumblr please let me reblog ads

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

me and the lads getting fancy in the bog

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

the 5G tower stays on during sex

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

[john-dadams-blog]

they have recently dug up 12 human skeletons in ben franklins basement and they have no explanation

[lillersdabomb]

Ben Franklin is the zodiac killer

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I got a lot of beef with the concept of dust. absolutely no reason for something to get dirty just because nothing has touched it. bullshit.

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE