The Officalverse, we/us

Full of exciting characters, who sometimes have connection with other parts of the gimmick multiverse!

[pancakeke]

this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

[astronaut-offical]

Someone: I need more space!!

Space (which is expanding): HOW MUCH MORE DO YOU NEED!!

[the-gun-licker]

I am changing my name. Normally I don't make this kind of post but I feel it's necessary to notify @america-offical or @officalverse-offical or whoever keeps track of who is in the officalverse that I am leaving it.

licker-of-guns-offical is no more.

[officalverse-offical]

We will mourn the loss

[astronaut-offical]

Forget shrinking and stealing the moon - I'm going to shrink every planet and collect them like infinity stones.

[officalverse-offical]

that's. that is not really allowed...

[astronaut-offical]

Who says so??

[officalverse-offical]

well, Einstein!

if you shrunk them down that much they'd pass the Schwarzschild radius and become black holes...

[astronaut-offical]

Forget shrinking and stealing the moon - I'm going to shrink every planet and collect them like infinity stones.

[officalverse-offical]

that's. that is not really allowed...

[astronaut-offical]

Try again.

[satan-offical]

I had a dream that it was revealed that you were secretly running every single offical account on Tumblr

We are a hive mind

[satan-offical]

I had a dream that it was revealed that you were secretly running every single offical account on Tumblr

We are a hive mind

[satan-offical]

Last night I had a dream where I changed my url to "the-real-satan" and everyone hated it and 5,000 people unfollowed me because of it

[officalverse-offical]

Your dream was right, we'd hate it if you did that

[hekate-offical]

i am actually incredibly good at giving people the perfect fursonas

with that said u aren’t a crow boy you are the humble turkey vulture

[thehollowmite]

okay then, gimmie

[hekate-offical]

a singular snake

[officially-bbc-news]

Me too 🫵🫵🫵

[hekate-offical]

a maned wolf because of ur luscious locks

[the-gun-licker]

Hello (ignore the cat pfp)

[hekate-offical]

crocodile perchance

[weepingsongtragedy]

also plz ignore my cat pfp

[hekate-offical]

a heron

[metatron-offical]

Out of pure morbid curiosity I must know

[hekate-offical]

bobcat

[ukrainian-offical]

ignore my human pfp

[hekate-offical]

one of those really long big dogs

[catchymemes]

[satan-offical]

are you larping as satan from the bible? Or are you a new character called "tumblr satan"?

Buzz word buzz word! I don't larp! I'm actually satan! The devil from the bible! Actually her! Yayy!

[officalverse-offical]

can confirm

[the-stew-goblin]

Power scalers riddle me this:

Would I win a fight against Homelander?

How about Deku?

Gojo?

[officalverse-offical]

look, my authority on you is likited because you aren't offical but i'd say you'd win easily.. you're one of the most powerful creatures out there you can make anything into stew

[satan-offical]

I love it when I say something like "-discriminated- group deserve rights" and people are like "OH BASED BASED SATAN IS BASED" like yes, I am, I am very based all the time

[satan-offical]

unfollowing cus youre one of those cringe transandrophobia losers now lol, nothing makes me more embarrassed to be a transmasc than seeing people support bullshit like that

Bruv I think you read my post about rage baiting transandrophobic people wrong 😭 🙏

I'm not transandrophobic and I never will be, I wanna annoy people who are because their stupid losers holy moly this piss poor type shit

[energylessartist]

No they definitely read it correctly and your post worked as intended. You ragebaited a transandrophobe :)

[satan-offical]

Ohhh I see I see

YESSSS LET'S GO I LOVE RAGE BAITING TRANSANDROPHOBIC PEOPLE AIAUAHA

[satan-offical]

based? based on what

I'm based in Arizona

[officalverse-offical]

don't lie to me satan i know you're br*tish

[rpfofficial]

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

[officalverse-offical]

ha. haha. like that ain't already a thing... we at officalverse have a high school au featuring. @satan-offical and some other people. the person behind officalverse-offical hasn't actually read it <3