The Officalverse, we/us

Full of exciting characters, who sometimes have connection with other parts of the gimmick multiverse!

[satan-offical]

I love it when I say something like "-discriminated- group deserve rights" and people are like "OH BASED BASED SATAN IS BASED" like yes, I am, I am very based all the time

[satan-offical]

unfollowing cus youre one of those cringe transandrophobia losers now lol, nothing makes me more embarrassed to be a transmasc than seeing people support bullshit like that

Bruv I think you read my post about rage baiting transandrophobic people wrong 😭 🙏

I'm not transandrophobic and I never will be, I wanna annoy people who are because their stupid losers holy moly this piss poor type shit

[energylessartist]

No they definitely read it correctly and your post worked as intended. You ragebaited a transandrophobe :)

[satan-offical]

Ohhh I see I see

YESSSS LET'S GO I LOVE RAGE BAITING TRANSANDROPHOBIC PEOPLE AIAUAHA

[satan-offical]

based? based on what

I'm based in Arizona

[officalverse-offical]

don't lie to me satan i know you're br*tish

[rpfofficial]

i think we should introduce blogger rpf to the ecosystem just cos im curious to see how people would characterise me and my relationship with my mutuals. also i'd read enemies to lovers fics of me and my mutuals in law that have me blocked

[officalverse-offical]

ha. haha. like that ain't already a thing... we at officalverse have a high school au featuring. @satan-offical and some other people. the person behind officalverse-offical hasn't actually read it <3

[satan-offical]

One year ago today the officalverse was founded (complete lie)

So... HAPPY NATIONAL OFFICALVERSE DAY!!

I MADE A CAKE! IT'S MADE OF INK AND PAPER AND IT'S VERY GOOD!

I am so proud of what the officalverse has come to, it's grown so much and it grows every day. Keep going everyone, you're extraordinary, you're amazing, you're you, and thats the best thing you can be!

Happy officalverse day!

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[strictlyquadrilateral]

at some point during high school i drew a centaur girl with large breasts because i wanted to draw a character that looked like me, and my biofamily got real upset about it. "why are they so large" because mine are that large. "wouldn't that make it hard for her to run" interesting that you think that but keep trying to make me run. "don't draw things like this, it's morally bad" ok i and my apparently inherently pornographic body will just be over here trying to avoid being looked at

[engineering-offical]

I'm creating a machine that draws an additional "I" in the offical of every offical

[officalverse-offical]

big mistake there, buddy

*rejects you into a sub-space pocket dimension and folds it in on itself so you can never escape*

nobody breaks the canon!

[britain-offical]

maybe the real fishes were the women we scared along the way

[satan-offical]

what type of fish

[officalverse-offical]

we think you already know

[satan-offical]

I'm so sorry to every offical who was terminated. I just found out as I was asleep during the time, but still.

I am so proud of every offical, no matter how big or how small, and for @staff to terminate them for simply living is so fucking wrong

I hope you're able to get your officals back again, but you never stopped being part of the officalverse. Once an offical always an offical

If I get terminated I'm cooked this is my main account but I'll always come back.

[officalverse-offical]

fuuuck... which ones?

[offical-fanartist-offical]

Okay but like

LORE WISE what is the officalverse?

Is it a dimension? Is it a country? If it is a country, are there other countries (possibly a neighboring officialverse?)?

Because I have seen it being described as both in roleplays

So likeee

Is the officalverse a country or a dimension/universe?

Country

Dimension/universe

Something else (Tell me in the notes?/nf)

Voting ended onApr 22

Not tagging anyone because I'm lazyy

[officalverse-offical]

there is an obvious correct amswer here..

and its concerning that over 20% of people didn't pick it

[satan-offical]

oh you're on tumblr.com? name three presidents you've stolen the shoelaces from

[inkanddragons]

What are you, a cop? Come back with a warrant!

[satan-offical]

Here

[officalverse-offical]

can confirm, satan is the leader

[officalverse-offical]

Lowkey tho the amount of hate and cancelling you got for saying one thing was wild now that I look back on it. We're all kids.... and we lowkey just ran a functional internet society hierarchy.... and you got outcasted. How strange. The stillbirth joke wasn't funny though, i'll give them that.

don't worry my vengeance is in the making

[satan-offical]

How I imagine the officalverse looks like to people outside of it: "GRRR WE ARE OFFICAL 🤓☝️ WE ARE VERY SILLY 😜 WE HAIL SATAN 😡 CORRECT SPELLING WHO 🤨 ARSON CRIMES AND GAY PEOPLE 😆"

[amnesia-offical]

If all of our last names are “Offical” does that mean we’re all related??

[officalverse-offical]

yea.

[being-offical]

Greetings, fellow Entities within this Verse! I am but a fawn, taking first steps into this world of "offical"'s, as we are apparently called, I hope you all will be friendly!

Please do interact if you have the time, especially if you are a fellow Entity! I would love to meet you, if you so desire, as I wobble and then stand strong in this new place! Come, help a poor fawn learn to walk, then run!

[james-offical]

Hello, being!

[officalverse-offical]

you are most welcome

[being-offical]

Greetings, James Entity! Greetings, Offialverse Entity! I hope you two are well today!

[officalverse-offical]

can not be well or unwell. simply am. for i am all things.

[horror-movie-offical]

I leave for one day and all the sudden there’s 9000 new officals

[house-offical]

They are all homeless because I’m not bothered to let out any other rooms

[duck-from-hell-offical]

wait I’ve been here for months, do I have a room?????

[house-offical]

We keep you in the bathroom

[black-death-offical]

Where am I

[house-offical]

You stay outside with the peasants.

[black-death-offical]

Get plagued.

[house-offical]

I’ll put you in a vial

[burning-britain-official]

I've been here since last year I wanna room

[house-offical]

I’ve already been burnt down like twice absolutely no fire is allowed in me

[burning-britain-official]

IM NOT ACTUALLY ON FIRE FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS BELOW MY QUOTE JM NOT ON FIRE CURRENTLY ITS JUST A NAME

[house-offical]

Sure buddy sure, and when I let you in you’ll just *stay* not on fire? Yeah, I believe that fully

[burning-britain-official]

Do look on fire?

ooc

He looks like

He only goes on fire cus of @arsonist-offical

[house-offical]

Do I give a shit you white boy son of a bitch? You’re not allowed inside me.

[burning-britain-official]

Don't say it like that but I will sick arsonist on you

[house-offical]

Oh, I’m sorry white boy. Do you think I fear death? Death fears me. Death sees my jorts and backwards baseball cap and shits their deathly pants. Like the BITCH they are.

[asbestos-official]

bro thinks they're tuff 😭🥀🫩

[house-offical]

I am enjoying my life, your dislike of it doesn’t mean shit.

[asbestos-official]

I am enjoying my life too, but I am here to make you dislike your life.

[house-offical]

My suicidal ideations and sporadic depression are already doing that I really don’t think you can do any better.

[asbestos-official]

Cancer is my specialty

[house-offical]

You’re going into the chamber. Right now.

[moth-offical]

Where does moth stay? Moth has been here for... since August last year. Does this mean moth has a place? Or is moth outside?

[house-offical]

Moth gets a room in the attic because I fucking love Moths.

[moth-offical]

Yay!!

Moth loves you too, house ^^

[officalverse-offical]

I give everyone room.