meghan

unlucky son of a bitch

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[demiiwhiffin]

[nutritionfact-deactivated201902]

This is so not a funny time but Toni Braxton managing to misspell the name of every person in this photo including her own ended me

[memecage]

[angelbabyspice]

…what???

[stagmage]

this is a universal experience because education is chronically underfunded across the world

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[dragon-in-a-fez]

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

[roaringstream]

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[sailorbrazil]

accept her

[sloppystyle]

[depressionmeal]

Depression meal 639

family size bag of tortilla chips at a slow but constant rate over a 12 hour period

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[dankmemeuniversity]

[oppa-homeless-style]

man i had a dream that magic was discovered in the near future

but it was like. shitty unbalanced fantasy magic. like within a few weeks people had wikis and guides up on how to glitch in immortality potions and time spells. people are just tossing homemade black holes around. i looked on the news and saw some speedrunner made it to the edge of the universe

[oppa-homeless-style]

first of all how dare you assume im literate

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[sandsvendor100]

1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Seymour it’s heroic that you’re remaining in the engine room to keep the pumps and electricity running. 

[sandsvendor100]

I Am Eating The Engineers

[sandsvendor100]

Well If I Dont Get Pampered I Wither And Die

I Need Kisses And Praise Every Day To Get By

Lest I Curl Up And Shrivel Like Salt On A Slug

Or A Hunk Of Cured Meat Or A Foul Little Bug

Thats What Happens To My Tapir Body, You See

If I Dont Get My Kisses This Happens To Me.

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]