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you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?
i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic
looks really can kill uh
Get Out wasn’t the 1st racist horror concept Jordan Peele was apart of.
Watch this.
LMFAO
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about
finally….
important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages
Who’s Steve danuser
He’s currently the main world of Warcraft writer and narrative designer and he has a Huge fetish for women with blue skin. He’s partially responsible for why World of Warcraft has had such a sudden increase of sexy blue women lately. He retweets a lot of art of blue women. He also rewrote Nathanos’ (loyal zombie servant of sylvanas) character to have a human body, and he made that human body look like him, and he sometimes roleplays as him on Twitter. One thing with Nathanos, is that he loves Sylvanas Windrunner (blue elf woman who is the leader of the undead) unrequitedly, but he made it so actually she’s into him too. He also has a big statue of her in his office.
Some of the new races in the new expansion pack (but these aren’t all of them either)
Oh also, his self-insert character is blue too
it’s blue skin guy
That’s him, it’s literally him, Steve Danuser actually is the legendary Blue Skin Guy
Ngl an increase in sexy blue women doesn't sound too had
That time of the year again
“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂
I love white ppl😍
White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂
tag yourself i’m the one recording.
My favorite holiday movie
his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song
my professor was like “ok. I want yall to bite ur hand and see what kind of impression it leaves” and deadass nearly 80% of the class did it immediately, 10% reluctantly, and 10% didn’t do it at all.
and he absolutely lost it. he was gonna make his point but he meant the statement theoretically ig and couldn’t believe that most of the class actually did it lmfaO
we college students apparently are just empty minded bro, just ridin the waves. no cognitive thoughts in this brain, buddy! no thoughts! just absolutely vibin 24/7
Just want you to know I immediately bit my hand upon first sentance.
I love her
Todays biggest clowns is the state of Germany for going through to shut down all their nuclear powerplants by 2022 and playing right into atomphobia and what the coal and natural gas giants want
Hey hey... fuck nuclear power.
okay smooth brain
At least I'm not gonna die from radiation poisoning
You are exposed to more radiation (ionizing, mo beating around the bush) from coal plants than from nuclear plants. It’s not even close. Nuclear plants DONT EVEN RELEASE RADIATION into the environment! None! No exhaust! The nuclear waste can be “””””””burnt”””””””” to reduce storage time from 10,000+ years to 300 years
I meant in the case of a meltdown
absolute brainless take
I found a picture of pleiadian-knight
I didn’t know a take could be this cold. Guess I learned something today.
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
do they smoke weed?
Yes, actually.
you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette?
It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,)
They don’t look like they smoke weed.
Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends are rubbing my shoulders to calm me down I’m so mad.
Your “weed smoking girlfriend” has a Hello Kitty tattoo on her belly. The one in the middle.
I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my punching bag that I punch and I mutter your URL with every strong punch I punch you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Blaiz or the wicked Tat(tattoo) I drew on her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING
Well that escalated quickly……
What, was that? Hmm? Come again. *Blaiz grabs my shoulder* Come on Jory, they aren’t worth it, please. * I jerk my shoulder shaking her hand off* NO! NOOOOO!!! *starts to just pummel you with my big fucking fists. With each blow I let out a furious yell. The blows come quicker and harder and the yells get louder. I’m yelling so loud and now I’m crying. BREAKING POINT. The week was hard and I can’t take anymore. I’m opening sobbing at this point while you blood gurgle. All three of my girlfriends struggle to pull me off and they finally succeed and lead me away from the goo pile that is now your body*
haha oh my god
who even is this dude? someone needs some anger management classes.
love how he keeps reminding us that “I HAVE THREE GIRLFRIENDS”, “THEY ALL KISS ME”, and “THEY SMOKE WEED HURRP DURR”.
and let’s not forget the “Blaiz” and her “wicked tat”, or that he doesn’t “wanna see you standing outside [his] home at 3 am holding your weird dripping brown bags ever again”, and that this is “the FINAL FUCKING WARNING”.
“the goo pile that is now your body”
i’m dying over here, jesus
please, Jory, come challenge me to a bout of internet witticsisms; i promise, it’ll be fun.
*shoots you dead* Heh, idiot… *leaves with my three weed smorking girlfriends to go hold hands and kiss.*
this dude playin omg
Come again? *The bar falls silent. No one dares to make a sound, as you have just said a very poor choice of words at a very dangerous time. I remain slumped over the bar, not looking back to you. One hand limply holding an almost empty bottle, the other hand cradling my head. I repeat the question, this time louder.* Come again?! *You can hear me slur the words, the sentence sounds like a real struggle for me to get out. I’m clearly intoxicated. A bead of sweat rolls down your face as you realize you might have just fucked up in a very major way. Everyone else in the bar is pretending to not notice what is going on. The bartender idly washes a mug with a cloth. His eyes are closed and he’s muttering something to himself. A handful of people hurriedly leave. One person looks back at you, a look of sorrow on their face. They almost say something, but shake their head and cast their eyes down to the floor, and leave. But not you. You stand, petrified. A quick look at me reveals I’m still at the bar. You look to the exit, there’s still time. But there’s not, there’s not, there’s not. Your fate was sealed the moment you opened your mouth.* Mother fuck.. what did you say?! *I slowly rise from my stool and being to lumber over to you. I look a mess. My hair is unkempt, I haven’t shaved in what looks like months, there are dark heavy bags under my eyes, my shirt is stained and has holes in it, and I’m missing a shoe. But the main thing you notice is the gun tucked into my jeans, and my massive muscle arms that look like they were made for punching. You know that song about the boots that were made for walking? Yeah, it’s like that only instead of boots it’s my muscles and instead of walking it’s punching. As I drunkenly sway over to you, you think of your family… Will they mourn you, or will they try and forget this blotch of stupidity, that their child insulted the Jory publicly, ever happened to their family? Your thoughts are cut short as I now stand face to face with you. I grab your face and pull you even closer.* Playin?! There was nothing playing… no playing you fuck. No playing… it was real.. the realest thing I’ve ever know.. felt… Love. I loved them… Blaiz…. Chas-Chas… Funk… I loved all three of em… but they…*My face is wet with tears and I’m blinking constantly in vain to hold them back.* They left me… left… *Almost instantly the sadness leaves my face and is replaced with pure anger.* Playin? Playin?! *My hand leaves your face and starts to head to what you think is the gun. You close your eyes and see God looking at you, shrugging. ‘Pft, you brought this upon yourself dude.’ He says as he waves his hands at you dismissively. But instead of the gun, my hands grab yours. Your eyes jolt open and the anger is gone from my face. There is only sadness.* Left me… * I fall to the floor and sob.* Wow, grow up. *You say before you leave the bar but are hit almost immediately from a car and are killed upon impact.*
why r bhna fans such freaks
They r 80% fujoshi
i just wanted you guys to know theres a porn parody of the force awakens and just when this storm trooper dude starts feeling this bitch up, kylo came in and started doing his usual tantrum shit in the background unprovoked, meanwhile oblivious to all thats happening and let me tell you no porn has ever cut me so off guard and brought me to tears in .01 seconds until now
The fuck? I am in tears!!!!
You literally cannot make fun of men on this website, all the men will just hop in the notes posting “me,” “wig,” and blonde yes man
Imagine being such a mean person that you’re annoyed that you can’t effectively make fun of people
Im a man, this post was a flex
True kings are unshakable
Y'all wilin in the notes
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
Feral Hogs is the new Grain Entrapment. They both take a serious issue for rural Americans and, rather than consider the threats and challenges that are unique to rural areas, we immediately turn it into a punchline.
It just strikes me as tasteless at best. It feels like there’s this attitude of, “the problems faced by people living in rural areas sound absurd to me, a city dweller, and therefore we should make fun of those shifty, untrustworthy bumpkins who are probably lying.” It’s doubly tasteless because of the hypocrisy – some of the people on here who talk about how we need to take rural concerns seriously and get out of our urban-centric bubble and not devalue rural communities are the same people who turn right around and act like being attacked by a wild animal is some absurd, meme-worthy notion.
lmao nobody who’s arguing this point has been attacked by a wild boar. you think people that are active on twitter are also chasing boars away from their property daily?
I live in Florida, while we have fewer wild boars we have plenty of gators, coyotes, some bears, on top of all the snakes and whatnot. I grew up in the swamp. Never once in my 18 years of living in said swamp did I even briefly consider that I need to buy a firearm to kill wildlife. Even if I had felt threatened, I would buy a hunting rifle or perhaps a shotgun, but arguing that rural americans NEED assault rifles to defend against hordes of wild animals is fucking laughable.
Also if you can’t kill a wild boar with anything other than an AR-15 your gunless ancestors are pissing themselves over your incompetence.
Personally I think every rural American should own a dozen “”assault rifles”” specifically for people like you
F*oridians are C*lifornians of the south
alligators the super dangerous animal that basically just sit still and wait for food to come to them, bears that aren’t really that dangerous so long as they aren’t addicted to human food yet and would generally prefer a chocolate bar to a human any day of the week
“It isn’t a problem for me so how could it possibly be a problem for anyone else”
@b0hannon an AR15 is a rifle. It can also be used for hunting. With a 5 round magazine or 30 round magazine it’s still no different than a Remington Model 8, Benelli R1, or Browning BAR Mk3. It can be chambered in multiple different cartridges for the type of game you are going to take.
Depending on the cartridge being chambered, the typical 5.56 NATO 30 round magazine becomes a 7 round magazine for a .50 Beowulf or .450 Bushmaster. Both of which can be chambered into an AR15. AR15s that are popular with hunters and people just walking around in bear country.
I don’t know what you consider a hunting rifle. But I do know you don’t have a clue what an assault rifle is other than what has been spoon fed to you.
I don’t believe for a second they’re swampers.
>lmao nobody who’s arguing this point has been attacked by a wild boar. you think people that are active on twitter are also chasing boars away from their property daily?
Did…did you just imply rural people don’t have internet access?
Also, why “daily”? If they have to chase boars away once or twice a week, isn’t that still a serious problem?
>I live in Florida, while we have fewer wild boars we have plenty of gators, coyotes, some bears, on top of all the snakes and whatnot. I grew up in the swamp. Never once in my 18 years of living in said swamp did I even briefly consider that I need to buy a firearm to kill wildlife. Even if I had felt threatened, I would buy a hunting rifle or perhaps a shotgun, but arguing that rural americans NEED assault rifles to defend against hordes of wild animals is fucking laughable.
So, you’re arguing based entirely on your personal opinion, which seems to be based on…literally no evidence whatsoever.
>Also if you can’t kill a wild boar with anything other than an AR-15 your gunless ancestors are pissing themselves over your incompetence.
Again, this isn’t an actual argument, it’s just another baseless claim. Another made-up standard.
You’re terrible at this.
Not to derail, but I’ve never heard of Grain Entrapment before. What is that?
Short version; if you’re in a grain bin, silo or a container ship, and you fall in, it’s extremely difficult to get out. Just trying only takes you deeper. It’s like quicksand. You will die, very easily.
“Lol, what do you mean you fell into a soy bean silo and died? Soy beans come in little plastic bags, and they’re tiny, how could that be a threat? Look at these dumb, backward hicks.”
“Lol, what do you mean you got gored by a wild boar? Pigs are small and pink and friendly, how did you get killed by something like that? Look at these dumb, backward hicks.”
>Also if you can’t kill a wild boar with anything other than an AR-15 your gunless ancestors are pissing themselves over your incompetence.
“YOU SHOULD ONLY USE GUNS IF YOUR AIM IS TERMINATOR-LEVEL is the thing you’re implying here you cunt
either way boars bounce off shotgun shells that aren’t slugs, same for pistol rounds
bolt-actions are too slow
“your gunless ancestors are pissing themselves over your incompetence”
You mean the ones who hunted boars with fuck off big spears, with special bars on the end so the boar wouldn’t gore them after being stabbed with the spear? You mean the ones who hunted them full armor? You mean the ones who hunted from horse back? You mean the ones who hunted them in large groups? You mean the ones who used entire packs of hunting dogs? You mean the ones who still often died from a boar goring them despite all these advantages?
So what you’re saying is you’re fine with people dying en masse. Just as long as it’s not with a gun. Or does it just not matter if it happens to people you deem inferior?
On god anti-gun niggas are retarded as shit