official BIRDS

every game can be improved by making it a dating simulator

[tomorrowillbeyou]

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

[negativepeanuthoarder]

"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess

[freckled-cellofun]

Irresistible

[puppygirllaika]

If you're struggling to write sex, write food. if you're struggling to write food, write gore. if you're struggling to write gore, write sex. They're all variations on the same themes.

[puppygirllaika]

it's all sensation and consumption and intimacy. it's all violence and beauty and taste. it's all wild and animalistic and elevated by our humanity. it's all deeply cultural and symbolic. it's all enjoyed by every sense the body has to offer.

[puppygirllaika]

"copper syrup drenched her tongue as she dug into its flesh" can be the act of eating pussy, biting through skin, or eating a piece of fruit.

[puppygirllaika]

people keep adding notes to this like "careful, you might end up writing cannibalism" as if this is not from the cannibalism-enjoyer blog.

[wormbraind]

[prokopetz]

Less "you need to have this specific NPC in your party to initiate this quest because it's intimately tied to their very complicated backstory", more "you need to have this specific NPC in your party to initiate this quest because they caused the problem in question just now while you weren't looking".

[prokopetz]

Bad: Quest that automatically fails if a specific NPC is present because they can't keep their damn mouth shut.

Good: Quest that only exists if a specific NPC is present because they can't keep their damn mouth shut.

[prokopetz]

(Bonus: quest which can only be initiated if a specific NPC is not in your party for a certain length of time because apparently you can't leave them unsupervised for five goddamn minutes.)

[prokopetz]

"If you have these two NPCs in your party at the same time they'll kill each other" trite, tedious, overdone.

"If you have these two NPCs in your party at the same time they'll give each other Ideas" now we're talking.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[perpetual-blogging-deactivated2]

this will get to the right people

[mlarayoukai-archive]

The rom in romcom stands for rom as in emulation

[mlarayoukai-archive]

Asnd the com. Baby thats computar ♥️

[p-assionateheart-deactivated202]

[msburgundy]

the most powerful writing tool is actually Brainstorming With The Girls

[not-poignant]

the other most powerful writing tool is actually Brainstorming With The Monsterfucker Ace-Aro Spec Transmascs

[maureen-corpse]

One thing they don’t tell you about sewing is that it is actually ironing

[glitterary]

worse still, the bits that aren’t ironing are maths

[bonkalore]

#80% of sewing isnt sewing 😔#do you like washing ironing measuring marking cutting math hand basting troubleshooting draping pinning bc oh boy do i have the hobby for u

[weepingwidar]

Paul Evans (British, 1954) - Incredible Winter Light, Near Lavenham (2024)

[cav-core]

Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.

[hiveswap]

Stop equipping every character with therapy speak and instead consider placing them somewhere on this chart

[wacca005-deactivated20250807]

💫💙 neon 💙💫

[snarkspawn]

rook is going for a midnight snack

[through-a-historic-lens]

Male and female riding outfits, 1815