nerd fight club

elena here. 18 but looks 13, fight me. here's a gold star for just being awesome and stuff 🌟 Mostly-humor blog Blacklist "fandom post" if you don't want to see the fandom stuff I reblog

[n1t6g251436]

[jasminetea-nightsky]

Manifesting.

[adaryc-moved]

Happy Birthday Pikachu! (Wizards Black Star Promo 24)

[teenscoolest]

[recommend]

Artist Creates ‘Realistic Disney Princesses’ and the Pictures Are Amazing

[ghostclvb]

IS ANYBODY ELSE AWAKE BC IM LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND

[captainstudmuffin-deactivated20]

@lifeinahole27

[lifeinahole27]

Thank you for making an office of two adjuncts laugh today.

[wellhellotragic]

@lifeinahole27

When there’s 2 Taiwan Joneses, who both go to Howard, and neither of them know who failed yet

[kairelite]

Update!

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Hey anyone see the had to do it to em

[breadspy]

[swindle94]

Now THIS is good commentary.

[brbjellyfishing]

fuck it up Cathleen!!!!!!!

[mimikyyuu]

doctors in tweets be like

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[unknown--user]

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[wattleandgum]

this period of the simpsons where homer is pretty clueless but still tries hard to be a good father because he does love his kids is my favourite, so many feelings

[bacon-art-blog]

GROSS SOBBING

[iggycamdon]

Something I really really liked about a few of the Homer/Lisa episodes in the earlier seasons of the show was how it paints a really sweet yet unconventional father/daughter relationship, basically in the way that Homer is a parental force to Lisa, so too is Lisa a parental force to Homer. 

It’s really highlighted in one particular scene in the “future” episode “Lisa’s Wedding”, where Homer has a nice conversation with her just before her wedding.

Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me. Lisa: Oh, Dad -- Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment and you did it all yourself. You helped me understand my own wife better and taught me to be a better person, but you're also my daughter, and I don't think anybody could have had a better daughter than you-- Lisa: Dad, you're babbling. Homer: See? You're still helping me.

[0rganist]

These pictures have the same aesthetic but opposite energies

[mathematicallygay]

pictured: neutral good and chaotic evil

[gumbootsoup]

andy warhol about to completely destroy pop art

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[fedorathexplorer]

[gmax-centiskorch]

wow Kim Possible had the best Villain line-up ever

a mad scientist who fails to thinks things through coupled alongside his sassy bisexual alien-esque sidekick who later become a cute couple 

the mad-scientists redneck cousin who specializes in motor-vehicles and mullets 

an evil German scientist with a Napoleon Complex

a Scottish Golfer who kicks-ass better than evil scientists while wearing a kilt and using explosive sports equipment

a genetic engineer and cross-mutation expert who has a problem maintaining a collection of animal plushies

a genius, billionaire, playboy antagonist and his overly sexy and flamboyant son

a 2-dimensional reincarnation of Paris Hilton who can shape-shift and camouflage at will 

a psychotic Russian cyborg 

robots

a destructive teenage nerd with a lisp and exceptionally strong Algebra skills 

creature from the I-don’t-even-know-what-the-hell-was-up-with-that Lagoon 

a Smarty Mart employee with a fetish for bargains and an incessant mouth

and of course my personal favorite, a British Zoologist who mastered Chinese Martial Arts while using South American Monkeys to take over the world

[sweet-or-sarcastic]

Yeah, none of this is wrong

[digikate813]

Kim Possible’s rogues gallery was one for the ages

[silverhawk]

every fucking day i think of the fact that in the teletubbies show they had to use flemish giant rabbits to be the cute bunnies in the show bc flemish giant rabbits are so fucking big

that any other rabbit breed would look puny next to the teletubby suits. 

[silverhawk]

fdlkfmdsklfmsdklfds

[moranginhos]

mood: bedridden victorian child

[moranginhos]

papah …… am i going to die ?

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

pâpâ…………i’m colde ….

[thejunesky]

will grándmama be there? in the light??

[blackqueerblog]

“Pit bulls are bred to fight” 

 Yeah fightin back my tears