What Are Those‽

27 she/they…rocking and by god also rolling

[katebushconfidence]

The new thing I do when I procrastinate is look up “school project” on youtube and set it to most recent. Many hidden gems in there

Like the genius of this. Yet only 9 views. smh

2 dislikes. the haters don’t understand

[dogpuppy]

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[maelwife]

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

[deadelated]

[jame7t]

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

[jame7t]

not me though. im girl with tanktop

[ink-the-artist]

man

[ink-the-artist]

i like it too :)

[ink-the-artist]

[appleandsinnamon]

[ink-the-artist]

[midnightcowg1rl-deactivated2020]

We’re always like “we’re gonna dress like sci-fi people in the future” and then the next generation is always like yasss jeans

[best-of-inspirobot]

[tearlessrain]

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

[tearlessrain]

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

[shegs]

I FOUMDH IT

[princess-anri]

Regular Couple

[pawhold-deactivated20180415]

this ended homophobia

[nikoni]

happy pride month

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

[secreteggplantbaby]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.