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hi I'm michael orange soda is pretty cool

[monkeyjungle]

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[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[chaarmandeeer-deactivated201904]

whats agriculture

[xtec]

THIS

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

I showed this to my boyfriend and he sprinted to the cupboard and pulled this out

[squash-moved-deactivated2020072]

[bangurz]

me: h-

blonde republican women:

[polynesia-deactivated20240207]

lo fi song titles

she kissed me at 2:27am

Her

her

L O V E  P A R A D I S E

iloveyoubutyoudontknowiexist

I Touched Your Balls // I Miss You

raining in my heart

Rain

g h i b l i  r e m i x 

ダーリング

iced coffee with you

iced coffee with her at 3:52am

[unpretty]

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

[bandomfandombeyond]

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

[mouthsounds]

cozypasta

[dykejutsu-deactivated20181226]

[dailyfrogs]

the f in frog stands for friendship

[dailyfrogs]

the r in frog stands for respect

[dailyfrogs]

the o in frog stands for optimism

[iherduliekmudk1pz]

The g stands for g a y

[aceofsquiddles]

[skarchomp]

i don’t remember making this

[rave-lord-nito]

Only logical addition

[leskenobian]

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

This is all forms of collaboration

[sunlit-capybara]

This is the most honest comment I’ve ever seen

[fatpikachupics]

[meechonmarss]

Adam & Eve

[randan-a]

That very faint “Why’re you still eating the apple?” 💀

[nefertiti-bangz-deactivated2018]

“It’s the first thing on the syllabus” 🙃

[thefourtwentytimes]

if you have not watched this you need to because this is the explanation for all the fuckery going on today 100% And it is funny funny funny

[zuw]

[lesbian-bowser]

done broke my toes lads

[mamaluigi]

pics or it didn’t happen

[lesbian-bowser]

[mamaluigi]

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

[bassiter]

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Landslide by Fleetwood Mac except it’s playing through your car’s old radio cassette player as you drive alone through the desert at night. As far as you can tell, the nearest human life has got to be wherever that distant thunder is rolling in.

requested by @kawaiidesuyolo

[rebel-in-tartan]

This brought me instant peace.