Oh, Lazarus... How did your debts get paid?

AP Red Hood aka Jason Todd // Indie rper of Jason Todd of DC Comics. I own nothing unless stated other wise. I have no rules and I'm happy to role play with anyone // Online {x} Ofline { } Mobile { } // M!A's: None. Accepting.

[memestockpile]

WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU: CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN ONE EDITION feel free to change pronouns / descriptors. 

screw you, i want my final words with you to be indignant and irritated. 

you know i’m in love with you, right?

do not go far from me. if we are out of earshot, you are too far from me.

i’ve missed you guys.

you’re all kinds of fucked up all the time. we all are. and that’s why we’re together.

i don’t want to be here if you’re not.

don’t cry. i’m just a little cold.

your hair’s a mess. sit still.

you are my heart. you are me. you are my other half. you are welcome with me always.

you don’t always have to put on a brave face, dear.

take me instead.

we’re family.

c’mere, you.

i love you. if i can find you, i will. if not, stay alive.

if he’s gone i won’t be the same.

i made a choice. this is my family.

in many ways you are my total opposite. but you are also my best friend.

fix him!

i can’t have you gone. i need you here.

don’t ever fucking do that again.

thank you for believing in me.

you had us all very worried.

come here, you shithead.

never forget you’re my favorite. and i’m so sorry.

i just love [name] so much.

i don’t accept this.

she is my heart, and my judgement… and the future that i have chosen. 

right, don’t you move: go ahead and get your shuteye, and we’ll be back. you rest here.

try not to have too much fun without us. 

i just want to thank you for working your magic yesterday, again.

no one kills you but me.

you did it.

i know it’s hard, and i’m sorry.

i will see you again.

get your rest.

good night, brother.

it was an honor knowing you.

you are intelligent and charming, and good in a tight spot.

c’mere, that’s on crooked.

i love you for that. and don’t be afraid to be that.

it’s gonna be alright. it’s gonna be alright.

i’m never gonna leave your side. i’m always gonna be there.

i saved your life, so….

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Manhandling symbol starters

Send one for your muse to…

★ - drag my muse by the arm ⁂ - grab my muse by the front of their shirt, possibly shoving them back ✱ - take my muse by the hips to carefully move them out of their way ➜ - smack my muse upside the head ⌧ - grip my muse by the back of the neck © - put a hand on my muse’s back to steer them somewhere ✂ - point sternly at a chair and tell my muse to sit down ✉ - push my muse back down when they try to get out of bed (perhaps involving illness, injury, or sleep deprivation) ☛ - press a finger to my muse’s lips to shut them up ♚ - put a hand on my muse’s knee while sitting next to them, to discourage them from standing up ♧ - slap my muse’s hand away from something they shouldn’t touch ♦ - grab my muse’s hair and yank ♤ - slam a door shut before my muse can leave the room ♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them ♭ - grip my muse’s jaw to make them look yours in the eye ♨ - rub my muse down with a sponge/wet cloth  ☀ - pin my muse with their arms behind their back ☠ - slam my muse into a wall ☾ - wrestle/pin my muse to the ground

Add as much or as little context as you’d like!

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

random drama sentence starters

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

“Quit ignoring me.”

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send ⛓ to capture my muse

[horrificmemes]

Send me 🔪 to put a knife to my muse’s throat and see how they react.

[qvotable]

And all I loved, I loved alone.

Edgar Allan Poe (via qvotable)

[ofkillersandthrillers-blog]

“Eternal peace is probably overrated.”

“WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS.” [x]

“Yeah well clearly it wasn’t for me so..” He didn’t exactly have a choice about coming back to life but hey, Jason always did like making jokes about. 

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Send my muse personal questions on Anonymous!

Ask about other muses they know, specify an URL, ask them about something that happened in their canon, anything! Try not to reblog this without sending something to whoever you reblog it from!

[umbrellaresources]

   ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀    “WE ONLY SEE EACH OTHER AT WEDDINGS AND FUNERALS.”

“How much do you want for it?”

“Show me where the safe is, or your family’s dead!”

“Just leave us alone!”

“Hey, you, stay strong, I believe in you.”

“Your family is safe now.”

“When was the last time you saw your father?”

“Will you wear Valentino to the funeral?”

“What is she doing here?”

“You don’t belong here, especially after what you did.”

“You’re seriously gonna do this today?”

“No forced entry, no sign of struggle. Nothing out of the ordinary.”

“What’s the secret, huh? Protein shakes?”

“I broke into the coroner’s office.”

“It’s just a sad old man who kicked it in a big, empty house.”

“You should leave.”

“How long has it been since [name] disappeared?”

“What are you doing in here?”

“Are you just out of rehab?”

“He’s dead! Yay!”

“Thank Christ he’s not our real father so we couldn’t inherit those cold, dead eyes.”

“Save the lecture, I was already leaving.”

“Ex-squeeze me?”

“No need to get your little panties in a bunch.”

“You know, after all these years, I find it strangely comforting.”

“[Name] filed for divorce eight months ago.”

“Yeah, I don’t do that anymore.”

“I made a wish, and it came true, and I couldn’t take it back.”

“Cucumber sandwiches are always a winner.”

“Is that my skirt?”

“It’s a little dated, I know, but it’s very breathey on the bits.”

“There are still some important things we need to discuss, alright?”

“Oh, quelle suprise!”

“He sounded on edge, told me I should be careful who to trust.”

“He was a paranoid, bitter old man who was starting to lose what was left of his marbles.”

“I’m not in the right frame of mind.”

“You’re high?”

“Sober up, this is important.”

“How could you think that?”

“Sorry, I’m just gonna go murder Mom, I’ll be right back.”

“Eternal peace is probably overrated.”

“You always were a stubborn bastard!”

“I don’t know about you, but I need a drink.”

“I vote we run, c'mon!”

“The future is shit, by the way.”

“Nice to see nothing’s changed.”

“That’s it? That’s all you have to say?”

“Well, there are worse things that could happen.”

“You should stop talking now.”

“An entire square block, forty-two bedrooms, nineteen bathrooms, but not one single drop of coffee.”

“I feel like we should try and stop him, but then again, I also just kinda wanna see what happens.”

“Alright, guess I’ll see you guys in, what, ten years?”

“I hope that turns out better than your marriage did.”

“I don’t remember this place being such a shithole.”

“Used to sneak out with my brothers and sisters, and eat doughnuts till we puked.”

“Let’s be professional about this, yeah?”

“I hate to rush you through any kind of brooding moment you might be having, but come on, man, we’re starving!”

“We have decided on, drumroll…. waffles!”

“You should have locks on your windows.”

“Is that blood?”

“I’ve decided you’re the only one I can trust.”

“The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it.”

“I’ll put on a pot of coffee.”

[virgoprompts]

𝚁𝚄𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙳𝙾𝙻𝙻,  𝙴𝙿𝙸𝚂𝙾𝙳𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 : 𝙽𝙾𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝙸𝚂 𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚈,  𝚂𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙴𝚁𝚂.

❝ it’s laced with cocaine like the israelis do it ❞

❝ don’t be morbid. this is your party, and i’m making you a fucking birthday chicken. ❞

❝ aren’t you a little young for a mid-like crisis? ❞

❝ i mean, i smoke what? two packs a day. i have the internal organs of a man twice my age. ❞

❝ i don’t believe in dictating the boundaries of a sentient being’s existence. ❞

❝ thank you. it’s my bad attitude that keeps me young. ❞

❝ i have a cat. ❞

❝ i think i know that guy. ❞

❝ what’s up with your friend? ❞

❝ he’s having a rough night. ❞

❝ you want to take a left at disneyland, dipshit. ❞

❝ i didn’t know you liked this type of shit. ❞

❝ i thought you were a real sick fuck, but i see you’re pretty deep, actually. ❞

❝ the fucking stairs almost killed me. ❞

❝ nothing in this world is easy …. except pissing in the shower. ❞

❝ i was gonna go home and fuck this guy, but now i feel so profoundly empty. ❞

❝ do you know when menopause starts? ❞

❝ oh, i see. so now it’s just a metaphor for our relationship. ❞

❝ my point is, is that you’re okay. ❞  

❝ me and cocaine are like oil and vinegar. ❞  

❝ hey! do i know you? ❞  

❝ do we know each other? ❞  

❝ do you know who gets mad about not being invited to birthday parties? little girls. grow up. ❞  

❝ yeah, we fucking did it. ❞  

❝ the universe is trying to fuck with me, and i refuse to engage. ❞  

❝ you’re a cockroach. ❞  

❝ why would you call me a cockroach? ❞  

❝ you can eat anything, take anything, do anything. it’s impossible to destroy you. you’ll never die. ❞   

[radiantresource]

Anonymously (or not) tell me how my portrayal is!

[flashgotthis]

@ofkillersandthrillers x

Wally scratched the back of his head awkwardly, feeling really sorry for riling the other up too much. “Yeah..I mean. Something with sugar?” He simply asked and followed Jason.

[ofkillersandthrillers-blog]

He opened the fridge and grabbed something alcoholic for himself and a soda. “Here, this work?” Jason asked offering the drink. “It’s all I got right now.”

[firefrightfic]

Teen Titans #26

Alfred defending Jason while dropping truth bombs is everything my heart needed today.

Bonus: Jason has a portrait!

[ofkillersandthrillers-blog]

"You okay?"

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

He turns to face the owner of the voice. “Yeah fine.” A lie but he’s always been a good liar. “What do you want?” Honestly of all the people to find him up on a roof, she is the least likely of all people. 

[ravenresources]

send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.

[ofkillersandthrillers-blog]

❛ Sorry. Didn’t want to push any sore spots. ❜

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐃 /  𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒. [x]

Jason glared at Wally for a good while before sighing and moving toward the kitchen. “Forget it.” His whole life was a sore spot. “Do you want a drink?”

[rp-meme-blog]

Send “I hate you! I’ve always hated you!” for my muses reaction!