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Guys, this is urgent! The ASOUE trailer is HERE! I’m so excited I can hardly believe it! It looks so beautiful <3

#FaV

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Literature | A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning

from The Bad Beginning by Lemony Snicket

The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you may feel as if you have been set aflame, not only because of the enormous pain, but also because your sadness may spread over your life, like smoke from an enormous fire.

You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all anyone can see is black. You may find that if someone pours water all over you, you are damp and distracted, but not cured of your sadness, the way a fire department can douse a fire but never recover what has been burnt down.

#NICE #asoue

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some self-sustaining orphans

#MMMMMMMMM BB POC BAUDELAIRES??????#SGN ME THE FCK UP #the baudelaires #asoue

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klaus baudelaire appreciation

made a fishing pole out of gum and used it to pull a full grown man + a log out of the path of a giant fucking death saw literally ten seconds after being unhypnotized

“it doesn’t take courage to kill someone. it takes a severe lack of moral stamina.”

figured out count olaf’s evil marriage plot by reading ten thousand Extremely Boring law books by the light of the moon

cracked an obscure vfd code using 98% ash

“you are being stupid, with an ‘s’” fucking savage

rescued his older sister from getting her head chopped off by reciting the history of the knife

i’ve talked about this but “the central theme of Anna Karenina is that a rural life of moral simplicity, despite its monotony, is the preferable personal narrative to a daring life of impulsive passion, which only leads to tragedy" kLAUS HOW

basically a smol genius love him

#klaus baudelaire #asoue

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but why were duncan and isadora quagmire so fuckin extra tho??? like why did they have to leave mysterious couplet poems that took the baudelaires a shit ton of time to solve?? like no wonder they never got rescued, they always wrote some cryptic ass puzzle instead of something like “hey we’re trapped inside the huge ass bird statue come save us”

#SDFGHKKL TRU #the quagmires #duncan #isadora #asoue

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atwq fancast ⇢ BO BURNHAM as LEMONY SNICKET

❝ fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like. miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear. it is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just when things are really getting interesting.

#REBLOBS THIS IM HELLA PROUD OF THIS TBH

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#fav #im cryign #dont do this to me pricks #lemony snicket #asoue #atwq

#myedits #atwq #all the wrong questions #quote #lemony snicket

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part of why I love the wide window is the fact that Klaus Baudelaire is at Peak Smartarse for the entire book. at no other point in the series does he act as much like an actual 12 year old boy than in the Wide Window, where he says things like ‘He’s the worst person on earth.’ and ‘I have eye problems and you’re arguing with me.’

#asoue #klaus baudelaire #!!