[cryptidunknown]

3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

[hell-propaganda]

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

[bunjywunjy]

add that one to the list, boys

[romcommunist]

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

[shittybusdriver]

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

[rockyhorrorpicturechic]

when you see a cat outside and try to pet it but it runs away

[hustleinatrap]

save for yourself and for future generations

[msillzie]

reblog to save a life

[jaeswavy]

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

[racist-sundown-site-deactivated]

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

[cawareyoudoin]

Aww, that’s so cute :)

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

[seashellronan]

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

[seashellronan]

like i’m not dissing romantic love i would to be in love rn but i get so frustrated because humans are such social creatures and we need community to survive but we are taught that we need to pair off and so a lot of us spend a great majority of our lives lonely in between romantic encounters or we settle for less and give ourselves away to people because we are in constant fear of ending up completely isolated and alone and it’s so sad

[susiephone]

no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie

[aq2003]

[parkchanwoohoo]

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

[doggirlpaws]

[anxietyproblem]

[spillywolf-deactivated20190920]

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

[lnane]

I FINISHED IT!

Now keep in mind, this is not very proffessionally done, both in editing and categorizing. I did my best to categorize the songs by how I interpreted them, and at several points realised that this might not be fully 100% fitting or good. BUT I’m too lazy to fix that now. So we’ll have to live with this.

Hope yall enjoy and hopefully you’ll’d listen’d to at least one Autoheart song after seeing this

Also I excluded the Lent remixes because i simply do not vibe with them and they’re literally just different versions of Lent. If you wanna check em out just search em up yourself

[left-reminders]

[optimistic-pessimisms]

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

[teaboot]

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[dumplinghead-usagi]

As a college student, currently really hungry with nothing to eat, I understand how hard it can be to get food. Sometimes you really just don’t have the money to eat and when you do, you waste it all on fast food instead of stocking up on cheap things because you’re so tired of Ramen Noodes and canned food you could barf. So, I’ve composed a list of recipes and resources that will fit a college kid’s budget and appetite. Don’t go hungry! <3

Ramen Noodle Recipes:

Ramen Noodle Stir Fry

Sirloin-Snap Pea Stir Fry

Chicken Noodle Soup

Chili Cheese Ramen

Egg Drop Ramen

Spinach and Ramen

Ramen Spaghetti

Ramen Alfredo

Cheesy Ramen Noodles

Mug Meals:

Cheesy Eggs Mug

Cheese and Broccoli Mug

Mac and Cheese in a Mug

Meatloaf in a Mug

Nutella Mug Cake

Cheesecake Mug

Coffee Cup Quiche

Coffee Cup Chilaquiles

Mug Egg Scramble

Microwave Recipes:

Potato Chips

Corn on the cob

Scalloped Potatoes

White Rice

Fried Rice

Baked Potato

Chicken Casserole 

Garlic Chicken

Chicken Soup Casserole

Caramelized Onion Baked Potato

Soft Chicken Tacos

Pancakes

Recipe Generators

My Fridge Food

Fire House Chef

Dinner in 15 Minutes

Advanced recipe Generator

Cuisine

Recipe Matcher

Super Cook

Recipe Puppy

Cook Thing

Recipes by Ingredient

Recipe Key

Not Beans Again

Ideas 4 Recipes

Big Oven

Other Resources

Actual College Student Cookbook

Restaurant Coupons [1] [2] [3] [4]

Free Birthday food [1] [2] 

[medinaquirin]

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

[atac-wolfe-deactivated20170512]

Reblogging because “broke” tips also convey extremely well to Survival tips.

Learn to make something outta nothing.

[dallydaydream]

Reblogging for reference because I suspect I might be broker now than I was in university.

[dailylifewithchronicillness]

Because it might be helpful for spoonies on a budget!

[anmcrtist]

@art–school–wannabe I don’t know if it’s helpful but it might be?

[mxbitters]

BRO THIS IS  S O  HELPFUL THANK YOU—-

[complete]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

it literally makes me scream that we straight up know nothing about trump’s condition and will literally never get a true answer unless some nurse leaks to the press, he dies, or recovers and goes back to business as usual. like i hate this bro

[sexysnakegirl-deactivated202105]

i want the equivalent of a zoo otter cam

[starllex]

when something bad happens to someone you dont like and you have to pretend you’re sad but on the inside you’re like 

[official-lucifers-child]

i know exactly why this is circulating again and i am grinning