Oh, you know...

Just a guy. 28. Gay. Wasting my life and whatnot. Be my friend.

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[normal-horoscopes]

Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

[theslowesthnery]

ohhhhhh my godddddd

[official-boob-posts]

you know what this means chat

[etherealspacejelly]

the quiz:

[official-boob-posts]

I was wondering what happened to this post but it turns out the fucking trekkies (affectionate) got to it

[kirksfattitties]

sorry.

[thotsandpreyers]

[gaynfl-moved]

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

[gaynfl-moved]

heard three people say "amen" in response

[literalzipfile]

*grits teeth* im hopeful i believe there is good in the world im fucking hopeful

[isabelopaque]

how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

[cristalplanetheart]

[b3gr8w0n]

¤

[owldude]

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

[owldude]

what the fuck

[cappucino-commie]

[akashicrecord]

how are you 27 talking about Harry Potter why don't you try substance abuse

[aletheyass]

"why do you want this job" i literally don't

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[dumbusahana]

they should invent a living alone that is affordable

[stripedpaws]

[omruc]

I cannot stress this enough, this is my all time favorite news story

[kingofdoma]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I dearly hope they are still robbing banks and wearing bad wigs to this very day <3

[deep-state-partisan]

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[karmacamilleon]

they call me a sleeper agent the way i. well. i shan’t say.

[jewfrogs]

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there