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How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero’, is beyond me
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white shrek
How anyone could not be aware of Shrek 2 after the Fairy Godmother snatched humanity’s collective wig with her rendition of ‘I Need a Hero’, is beyond me
Cats are liquid ♡
😹😹😹😹😹
I’m sorry. It’s been a day and this image still hasn’t left my head so have some fanart
Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Y/N: I fell-
Tangerine: From heaven? Yes you did.
Y/N: No I actually fell-
Tangerine: In love with me? It’s because you have good taste.
Y/N: Tangerine I think I broke my arm
Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Lemon: what did you do?
Tangerine: I’ll tell you but you can’t be mad at me
Lemon: what did you do?
Tangerine: ok so first, I was minding my own business-
Lemon: BULLSHIT!
Tangerine: I WAS!!
Jeph Jacques decided to go out in a blaze of shitposts and in his honor I think it's only right to share these tweets with a wider audience
goodnight, sweet prince
would you like a nice glass of
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
reblog to give your friend a bad day
this is the monalisa of tumblr
“And to your right you’ll see the colour of the sky post, and tumblrinas desperately trying to scroll down to it’s end.”
this is it, this post started it all
NOW THAT TUMBLR HAS ANNOUNCED TO SHORTEN LONG POSTS, REBLOG TO TORMENT YOUR FOLLOWERS ONE LAST TIME
Fuck the bastard im reblogging this from i don’t wanna scroll back up and see
growing jealous and resentful because i will never make my wife laugh as hard as those little guys’ asses in princess mononoke
when we watched this together she laughed for like 10 minutes at this dudes little cheeks
fat fuck
reblogging early for Fat Fuck Friday (Christmas)
-Oscar Wilde, The picture of Dorian Gray
Rosemary? You mean spicy pine needles?
Are you insinuating that regular pine needles aren’t spicy???
Regular pine needles are regular
Not by rosemary standards
…Have you eaten pine needles?
We’ve been friends for like four years, do you seriously have to ask if I’ve eaten pine needles or not
I mean I’m pretty sure you have but I don’t want to assume
Of course I’ve eaten pine needles. Various kinds. Singleleaf pinyon is weirdly the best
Are they…
spicy?
You know, I’d love to tell you but I’m pretty unclear about what marks the difference between “spice” and “strong-tasting plant that isn’t considered a spice”
I’ll have to eat some pine needles myself then to find out
Ok but it only counts if they’re PINE needles and not just any old needle-like leaf off a tree
I’m going to eat every needle-like leaf I see
Please Don’t Do That
Needle-Like Leaf Roulette
…I’ll accept this plan as long as you promise not to eat any yew leaves.
I can try very hard not to
Pine needles are distinguished by the presence of a sheath-like structure at the base of the leaf, almost always holding bundles of two or more leaves. Yews don’t have the sheath thing
It’s time for me to go out into the woods and stare at needle leaves
Finally you can gain real insight into my average daily life
this conversation reads like two shakespeare characters who come out in the middle of the play to talk about something completely unrelated for comic relief and then are never heard from again
god fucking dammit gimme a minute
Enter AERUH and MALUS SYL-VESTRIS, a pair of JESTERS.
AERUH I tell thee, rosemary is like a pine but with a spicy taste.
MALUS Art thou to claim that needles base of pine have not a spice?
AERUH A needle base of pine is merely base.
MALUS ‘Tis not when held, comparing, to anthos.
AERUH My dearest Malus, needles thou'st eaten?
MALUS How many moons have we as friends seen rise? How many suns have we as friends seen set? Thou sixteen seasons in my heart I’ve held, and hope that I in thine hast been the same. With brotherhood as rich and old as this, thou needst not ask me such frivolities.
AERUH I know thou likely has, to tell the truth, but I would not assume.
MALUS Well, yes, I have. A multitude of types I’ve eaten too. I’ll tell thee now: the best (though it is strange) is single-leaf pinyon.
AERUH And it has spice?
MALUS I truly wish that I could tell thee this, but now, i'faith, I cannot fully tell, the difference in classifying thus: to say “has spice” or merely “herbal strength”.
AERUH To tell this tale most clearly it would seem that eating needles from a pine’s required.
MALUS Aye, it would seem that that’s the task at hand, but caution tells that this is what’s to do: eat only needles of the honest pine, and none of lying leaf with pinelike shape.
AERUH I’ll eat them all.
MALUS I prithee, stay thyself.
AERUH Roulette with leaves.
MALUS At least restrain from yew.
AERUH I’ll do my best.
MALUS That is all can we do. The scholars tell that needles true of pine can be distinguished from the lying yew by sheathlike clothing all along the base; the yew has no such guard.
AERUH With this new truth I now will venture out into the wood and seek the pines and pinelike fakes alike to stare them down and learn their secret truths.
MALUS With this thou canst at long and weary last Discover for thyself my life’s own path.
Exeunt.
Enter MACDUFF.
MACDUFF. Yo dudes that king there’s dead. Like dead as FUCK.
Hey what the fuck this entire thing scans
Holy Shit
Oh great and wise bunjy!
Is the news lying about the The ivory-billed woodpecker being extinct? Or is it official for wild populations? I don't even know if they'd have them in captivity/zoos. :(
no it's legit, the ivory-billed woodpecker is no more :(
there sadly were never any captive populations, so it's gone for good. there MAY be one or two stragglers out there in the wild swamps of the south, since there was a verified sighting in the early 2000's, but even if there are, the population has fallen below the recovery limit and any surviving individuals don't have enough genetic diversity left to keep the species going for more than a few more generations.
pour one out for the ivory-billed woodpecker!
Part of me will always keep looking no matter what 😥
Btw here’s a big ol FUCK YOU to the Singer Sewing Machine Company for the cruel indifference that killed this bird’s last chance of survival
It’s a very sad and unfortunately familiar story but it carries an important lesson. In the early 1900s, ecologists became concerned about the dwindling numbers of this bird, the ivory-billed woodpecker, in their native habitats across the southern United States. When a stable population of birds was discovered on an 80,000 acre tract of land along the Tensas River, ornithologists rejoiced that there might be hope for the species. The large tract of land was owned by the Singer Sewing Machine Company at the time of the discovery. In a bid to save the species, Cornell doctoral student James Tanner headed to the Singer land tract in 1937 and began extensive research on the woodpeckers. Almost as soon as Tanner had begun his research, the Singer company figured the land would be worthless if placed under protection to save an endangered species, and they sold the logging rights to the land as fast as possible.
Even with this devastating development, Tanner was desperate to save the last population of woodpeckers, and he painstakingly outlined a land management plan for the Singer Tract that would reserve some areas, selectively cut others, and clear cut others. His plan was ignored as the logging company cleared the land without exemption. Tanner finally managed to arrange a meeting with an executive of the lumber company to point out that some of the big trees supporting the last of the woodpeckers were still standing and could easily be left alone. When he showed the executive what type of trees the birds needed to survive, the executive simply said ‘They ought to learn to feed on something different.’
The story of an avoidable extinction is one we’ve seen too many times. We saw it with the thylacine and the Carolina parakeet, and we’re seeing it happen now with the vaquita. Perhaps the population of ivory-billed woodpeckers on the Singer tract wouldn’t have been sizable enough to save the species, but I still damn the company’s greed for discarding the very last shred of hope. The ivory-billed woodpecker deserved far better, and I’ll never be okay with losing them the way we did.
A source article from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service:
Sad end for a glorious birb