blasterfaguette

gay and reckless. they/them

[shamebats]

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

[strayknight]

really obsessed with that pig video. the pig just looks so perfect that i cannot believe its a real living animal. its not ai its just the worlds most lovely pig. i cannot stop looking at it its just such a nice pig

[strayknight]

its just such a pleasant pig

[milksugarjams]

[uwontrememberme]

everything will probably be fine but i have to get really anxious just in case

[lesbianfl]

Aggressive ally Charles Barkley for @gaynfl

[renthony]

Cartoon Network posting Steven Universe promos for Pride Month will never stop boiling my fucking blood.

Cartoon Network cancelled the show. They viciously and intentionally fucked over Rebecca Sugar, Ian Jones-Quartey, and the entire rest of the crew. It is documented in the SU art books and in multiple statements from Rebecca Sugar that pushing for the Garnet wedding is what caused the show to get cancelled. The crew had to FIGHT to get any episodes past the wedding. There was supposed to be so much more.

I recognize that the social media team is not the same as the executives making decisions, but holy fucking hell is it a special kind of infuriating. The network won't support the show while it airs, they won't support the crew in their attempts to add queer representation, but the second they can use the cancelled show for corporate Pride promos? Better believe they'll try to take credit for being progressive and queer-friendly, never mind how many queer artists and workers the company fucked over along the way.

See also: Disney+ promoting The Owl House for Pride after fucking over Dana Terrace.

[dogpuppy]

[under-my-bed]

can't leave this in the tags

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens

[haughtyraban]

damn i just remembered some of yall are not privy to the chair discourse so long story short i counted the chairs in the sturstead house bc my joke about helen having a cuck chair in every room went too far and apparently there are at least 34 confirmed chairs at 1208 cielo rosado court plus 4 benches and 3 couches. these women are sick

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[wumbsie]

needy little rock

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[greengableslover]

THE FALL (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

[herrmit]

started reading harrow the ninth. here's a collage

edit: gideon edition

[herrmit]

prequel to the harrowhark collage. we love you gideon nav

[likemmmcookies]

It really pisses me off that naberius tern, who trained his whole life to use the rapier, will never know that Gideon, who nearly beat him, only trained with it for three months

[likemmmcookies]

But it really makes me sad that Aiglamene, who kept disarming Gideon in three moves during training and declared her up to the standard of the worst cavalier, will never know she disarmed Magnus Quinn, a perfectly respectable cavalier, in three moves.

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3