Spring Cleaning

Possum | They/Them | Old Fart (25+)

[pastlight]

not the update I expected to make to this meme

[rococodeco]

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put present in to s\urprise! inside very Soft and Comfort present kept safely put present in Pelican Mouth. Put Present In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for fragile present kept secret until Christmas. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a present put present in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to present. friend pelican

[judblanc]

[pulsingvoid]

[nonaferatu]

Via XiaoHongShu

[an-na-ko]

Saw it was make a terrible comic day today (June 24 2025) so meet my cats

[afloweroutofstone]

Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

[lesbianshepard]

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

[dannyvantass]

why leave half of the post in the tags this is amazing

[lesbianshepard]

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

[dogspouse]

I'm a gay ftm who's had phallo. When guys flirt with me at gay bars I'll tell them I'm trans and if they're normal about it, we have a nice normal chat. If they are suddenly too into it and start making crotch assumptions and "I've always wanted to try that" type statements, I let them talk themselves into a corner then tell them I have a dick. When they follow up with some form of "uhh I guess I can still fuck you" I suddenly stop slouching and get in real close, a bit physically intimidating, and say something like "you have the wrong idea about who'd be getting fucked." Despite me being kind of weird and ratty-looking, this has a 100% return on them getting all flustered and asking for my phone number. I don't fuck them because I have better things to do with my evenings, I just like playing with my food. And after fourteen years I'm bored of Gender 101ing nosy people on demand.

you're unbelievably powerful, anon, that fucking rules.

[shinelikethunder]

🚫👑 | OP | 1️⃣👑

[serpentface]

Horse images

[tepat-side]

Are horses there usually that fuzzy?

[serpentface]

The horse is a small to mid-sized domesticated three-toed ungulate utilized primarily for their wool, milk, and meat. Some domesticated horse types more closely resemble their wild ancestors and bear short hair, though many display artificial selection for continuously growing wool (often white) that can be used for textile production. They are usually that fuzzy.

[a-book-of-creatures]

@horsefigureoftheday look at those normal horses

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[jakemorph]

WHO ARE YOU FUCKING PEOPLE

[humanpersonface]

[tallsa]

[nicoleartist]

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

[pansylair]

A tiny little ceramic critter perched on a piece of stained pine 💚🪵 (sold)!

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

[nim-lock]

:> made a shrimb ornament

[nim-lock]

number 2!!

[nim-lock]

Ingredients:

4x3" piece of felt

1 pipe cleaner

thread/scissors/needle

stuffing (teeny bit)

Optional: 2 small black beads, other bead decorations

[nim-lock]

digs up my shrornament recipe for anyone who wants to do a liddol craft

[nim-lock]

I am once again reblogging this for the holidays ✨

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.