Fatalities in progress

I write a little. I used to work in publishing. Despite evidence to the contrary, I'm a dude.

[pietriarchy]

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

[psycheidk-deactivated20221215]

We all have our flaws

[pietriarchy]

being a murderer and a rapist are some pretty big flaws

[halfangs]

#impregnating ur girlfriend’s mum with a demon ghost baby is also a pretty big flaw

[ohfatale]

Technically, he never finished high school, either.

[nyctaeus]

Gnossienne

n. a moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious inner life, and somewhere in the hallways of their personality is a door locked from the inside, a stairway leading to a wing of the house that you’ve never fully explored—an unfinished attic that will remain maddeningly unknowable to you, because ultimately neither of you has a map, or a master key, or any way of knowing exactly where you stand. (via cyberwave)

[afkdogisonfire]

<3

[zainclaw]

Something simple and silly I made for my best friend as a reward for doing his exams. Figured I may as well share it with you guys too :)

[vallietumbles]

Derek visits Isaac in France.

[zainclaw]

I had to reblog because that ^ comment omg

[kashimiru]

[jabletown]

i’d like to thank this wine company for just fucking cutting to the chase

[relenafanel]

A slow-burn Phone Sex AU

(because I never really believe those ‘instant connection’ phone sex stories. I want a gradual connection, a slow burn, where they fall in love over time and it’s probably leading to heartache, but neither wants to stop)

Where Stiles is marketed as a ‘Fantasy Artist’ which he thinks is ridiculous.  Call it what it is: he’s a phone sex professional.  He gets paid to talk people through sex and make seemingly spontaneous noises.  It’s perfect for him, and he’s good at it.  He makes a decent amount of money for it, too.  More than he’d make working at Costco anyway.

So this has been Stiles’ job for the past 7 years.  

Derek has been his loyal customer for the past 6 and a half.

At first he isn’t special, just another person Stiles had enough success reading over the phone that they came back a few weeks later. You can get to know someone pretty well, in Stiles’ job.  He knows that Derek describes himself as having green eyes and dark hair.  Says he’s fit and his face is ‘ok.’  Everyone lies.  Stiles is in the business of fantasy - everyone says they look like a god.  Stiles goes along with it, because it’s his job to give the customer their fantasy, but in the back of his mind he figures Derek is the opposite of fit.  Maybe he has some weight on.  Maybe he’s scrawny.  Either way, Derek needs to hear someone say how attractive he is, and that’s what Stiles does.

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[heathyr]

don’t ever tell me i’m watching a show incorrectly or reading a series incorrectly or being a fan of something incorrectly

because i will ignore you and walk away because i am done with that shit

[jesperfahey]

[ohfatale]

I'll just be here, sitting on my hands, waiting for all the 30k+ word coffee shop/idiots in love/awkward first dates/fluff Sterek fics that should rightfully be coming out as a healing balm after everything we went through in 3B.

Any day now....

[dailytylerhoechlin]

[jennaye]

[oswaldc]

[story-dj]

#you should reblog this every time it’s on your dash

[crystalreedie]

Crystal Reed + Dylan O’Brien  

“He’s so funny and talented.”

[humvee-deactivated20120422]

[devildoll]

 #i don’t watch teen wolf #but i would pay good money to watch the big one plow the little one

always reblog

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

why are blonde jokes so short?

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

so men can remember them

[the1918]

this took an unexpected turn

[ryuyosei]

Not if you just asked for directions.

[spacekake-deactivated20150115]

[hobrien]

Derek Hale + knowledge, intelligence

[ohfatale]

So, I have this feeling that Teen Wolf, when it ends, is obviously not going to have gone down the Sterek route. And then Jeff Davis is going to do an interview where he's like, "aww, man, if we'd only had ONE MORE SEASON we were building up to the best Sterek reveal ever."

Because he's a troll like that.