Oops! All Dumbass

Yeehaw

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

Idk how to sleep when the person next to me is ignoring me

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

His friend can’t move out fast enough. He’s been living with us for months and i just want to know if this gets better

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

I know I don’t have the bandwidth to keep this dog happy by myself i just dont know what to do im so frustrated and stuck

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

Why did i get a dog with him? I knew I felt like we were in a rough patch and now we have a dog

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

Being single never made me feel lonely this is such bullshit

[ohgoshwhatdidijustdo]

This relationship keeps making me cry :(

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[beemovieerotica]

[grac3yn]

eva stratt they could never make me hate you

[newsandstuffisee]

[theriverbeyond]

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.

[enba-and-luka]

[brainscrems]

This what I mean when I say science writing is terrible and you need to actually go back to the academic publications themselves to get what’s going on

[athenasdragon]

Frequent enough issue that there's a greeting card about it...

[achillesinhighheels]

It’s a tony soprano summer

[godisafujoshi]

What this means

[uncensoredhijabii]

[botanyshitposts]

just saw a sunflower in an urban garden that was so big i had to look up to see the top of it. stem the thickness of my forearm. they had it tied to an electrical pole with a length of twine to keep it balanced. leaves like TWO dinner plates, ten or more alternating pairs, jack and the beanstalk type shit, no sign of stopping. a tree is a somewhat ambiguous growth form botanically speaking and that IS a tree to me

[botanyshitposts]

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[northern-punk-lad]

Being prime minister of the uk has a higher regret rate than being trans

So the solution is to ban prime ministers

[northern-punk-lad]