cursed dog pics are a vibe

Pronouns? UhhhhHhh Name? Plant. tbh it changes based on mood DoctorWho: @birdswantme It's Always Sunny In Philadephia: @neverainy Delicious in Dungeon @inedibledepths Yellowjackets: @bluecroptop

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[yaoiblackmold]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[lemonsweet]

This is just awful

[lemonsweet]

Yuck

[lemonsweet]

Realized what he reminded me of

[theonion]

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

the hinges require special tools, else i’d have the door off already lads i’m a dyke

[wizardarchetypes]

we can all go to bed

[merlinimbus]

So he really doesn't like the dryer on his head

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[ohsimpleplant]

I woke up and my mouth was dry but I couldn’t remember what to do about it. I just stared at a bottle of lotion and thought “no, I need mouth lotion” then remembered “water”

[ohsimpleplant]

The x-files constantly goes “well that was fucked up and will surely affect Scully and Mulder for the rest of their lives. Anyway, new monster of the week and everyone has moved on. For now.”

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[important-cat-pics]

[littlegreen]

bbc merlin is a fun silly show that begs the question what if you were given a destiny you didn’t understand and you betrayed yourself time and time again in what you think is a selfless act of love that will serve a greater purpose, only for that to be the exact reason you fail and the undoing of the person you love most. and then the random filler episodes are like this witch is doing terrorism in camelot by sneaking magic mushroom bombs into the soup and merlin has to gaslight arthur into thinking he doesn’t like mushrooms or something idk

[milk5]

if shes your girl then why am I in her uncles dms lowballing his ebay listings