cursed dog pics are a vibe

Pronouns? UhhhhHhh Name? Plant. tbh it changes based on mood DoctorWho: @birdswantme It's Always Sunny In Philadephia: @neverainy Delicious in Dungeon @inedibledepths Yellowjackets: @bluecroptop

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[exeuntstormtroopers]

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

[bewbin]

i am judge, judy and executioner

[valtsv]

recurring dead wife flashback where it becomes increasingly apparent that the person remembering her has dishonestly claimed a romantic dynamic to their relationship that never actually existed and erased any conflict that ever existed between them now that she's no longer able to say no to them

[valtsv]

dead wife flashback where each time we see her she looks more confused and upset by how she's remembered, then desperate and furious, until she's hammering on the glass screaming to be let out

[valtsv]

this isn't how it happened. you know this isn't how it happened. but you still keep coming back, keep disturbing my grave so you can play out your fantasies. voyeurs crowding around my autopsy, straining for the best view; pawing through my entrails like grubby butchers trying to find some golden meaning in blood and shit because you can't bear to face the cold light of truth. you just can't bear the thought of never having really known me at all.

[ratsquinks]

olive in her favourite spot having a ponder

[ratsquinks]

me showing olive all the lovely things everyone wrote about her in the tags

[yaoiblackmold]

Every vampire is all "oh drinking blood is better than any food, drugs, even sex" but I don't even believe them because all of them were literally made before the invention of really good drugs and before we got all the nice foods from the new world, so I don't trust any of their opinions. Lestat has never ate a potato and Armand hasn't ever even tasted tomaotes. The only guy I trust is Daniel Molloy who has probably tried every drug on earth, has definitely ate nice food and would be a valid judge on how good drinking blood really is.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[lemonsweet]

This is just awful

[lemonsweet]

Yuck

[lemonsweet]

Realized what he reminded me of

[theonion]

[spacetwinks]

think about how shitty a boyfriend yogi bear would be. “hey today let’s steal a picnic basket” hey today let’s do literally anything else, yogi. fuck you

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m at my friend’s apartment in dublin. she’s been trapped in her bathroom for like an hour and maintenance just showed up with KITCHEN UTENSILS??? 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m giving them 15 more minutes and then I’m walking across the street to the conveniently located fire department bc he just tried to pry open this metal door with a kitchen spoon

[wizardarchetypes]

he’s giving me attitude for asking for a locksmith. i was going to be polite for as long as we needed him as an ally but he’s run his use.

[wizardarchetypes]

just realized he’s wearing a single latex glove. for why

[wizardarchetypes]

the hinges require special tools, else i’d have the door off already lads i’m a dyke

[wizardarchetypes]

we can all go to bed

[merlinimbus]

So he really doesn't like the dryer on his head

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[ohsimpleplant]

I woke up and my mouth was dry but I couldn’t remember what to do about it. I just stared at a bottle of lotion and thought “no, I need mouth lotion” then remembered “water”

[ohsimpleplant]

The x-files constantly goes “well that was fucked up and will surely affect Scully and Mulder for the rest of their lives. Anyway, new monster of the week and everyone has moved on. For now.”

[mercurialmilk]

New reaction image for ‘posting something on the internet and having it be wildly misinterpreted’

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread

[important-cat-pics]