Con O'Neill's Boytoy

Sauntering vaguely downwards

[sacred-portal]

[urban-trek-thru-middle-earth]

Incorrect Star Trek Quotes (thanks to @gretchenzellerbarnes)

[byjove]

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

[byjove]

they found this post and they’re very very in their feelings about it

[blue-eyes-white-cheddar]

Cis people will basically just sag “I’m sexist” and you say “maybe you don’t have to be” and they say “well now I’m gonna be transphobic too”

[paperrrat]

[ladygagaqueenedit]

Lady Gaga anuncia su nuevo album "Mayhem", que llega el próximo 7 de marzo. Lista de canciones:

1 - Disease 2 - Abracadabra 3 - Garden of Eden 4 - Perfect Celebrity 5 - Vanish Into You 6 - Killah (feat. Gesaffelstein) 7 - Zombieboy 8 - Lovedrug 9 - How Bad Do I Want 10 - Don't Call Tonight 11 - Shadow of a Man 12 - The Beast 13 - Blade of Grass 14 - Die With a Smile (feat. Bruno Mars) 15- ?

[pancakespace]

[acowboynamedasa]

“Men can’t serve cunt,” this “I’ve never seen a man serve cunt” that

Stfu

[the-fuckboy-whisperer]

If a girl feels uncomfortable hanging out with you alone, and you get so offended by that, it makes you angry, she probably made the right choice.

[timeforsocialjustice-blog]

I know I’ve reblogged this recently but still so spot the fuck on.

[killingannabellee]

In general if a dude gets angry by you declining an invitation you made the right choice to say no

[lynati]

If they get angry when you say “no” to hanging out with them, what else are they going to get angry about you saying “no” to?

[a-isoiso]

^^ Slight side note: When I was online dating I used to do what so many of us do; set up a safety check with a friend. I used to be really slick about it; take a restroom break or quietly/subtle check and answer a text. Then I realized what a good marker it was to check if I wanted to actually be on this date at all. So at whatever time check in was supposed to be, I would pull out my phone and say “sorry, I just have to let my friend know I’m good”. If someone was vaguely offended, I might stay depending on the convo we had after. If someone was SUPER offended, I said “this is exactly why. Thanks for meeting me, I’ve got to go.”  This happened three times I can remember and the first time my voice was shaking so bad as I said it because, you know. You never know what their response is going to be and he was so aggressively angry I was ending the date “over that”. 

The person I ended up with? “Ah, yay-I’m-not-murdered check. Good plan.” Then when my phone was buzzing later (because we ended up on a five hour date on a Monday night) he goes “you should probably let them know you’re still alive. Do you have to go?” 

 *No woman I was ever on a date with was mad about this. Not one. 

[ebonyheartnet]

This is just like testing the breaks before driving an unfamiliar car guys, and you do NOT drive a car with no breaks. If they can’t handle “no,” it’s not safe for you to say, “yes,” and you need to gtfo of there so you don’t get run over.

Also, OP I love your url, it is perfect for this post.

[triangleguy]

just found this picture from an assignment i did last year

[langoaurelian]

[inanna-76]

I'd like some context.

[ralfmaximus]

Some sort of corporate meeting?

[tommieglenn]

Johnny

trying out new brushes

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[a-drama-addict]

not caring too much about a fandom’s favourite guy is the worst. you’ll think “oh i’ll look into the tag see if anything new and cool’s there” and it’s just that fucking guy again

[levikra]

FLATLINED

[fleshengine]

Sorry if this is awkward but are you free every morning for the next 70 years? I’d love to get some coffee if you’re available.

[noah-wyles]

i hope february is kind to you. i hope it's a balm to the horrors that was january. i hope it embraces you in a warmth that feels like a warm blanket on a cold dark day. i hope it brings you love and bliss.

[depsidase]

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[ineffectualdemon]

Not me explaining that here on Tumblr tits is a gender neutral term for big chests unless the person has said they don't like it

[ineffectualdemon]

On a serious note people being unironically horny about cis men and referring to their chests as tits in their horny rantings has made me feel more comfortable as someone who is transmasc

Like I don't have huge dysphoria about my chest because I'm not very well endowed but I still have some and like thinking: "I'm a sexy dude with sexy tits" is actually a good feeling for me personally

[official-boob-posts]

my blog is a safe place for the gender neutral usage of tits

[demihappycow]