It's the Me

the rat on your dashboard.

[dunglizard]

I fear “I Have No Mouth & I Must Carol” isn’t gonna win the ugly sweater design contest at the company holiday party

[pokemonarchive]

Greninja (2025) - TCG Pocket Playmat © Pokémon / Nintendo / Creatures / GAME FREAK / DeNA

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

that landlords feel comfortable stipulating "no overnight guests" in ads is a little much. we've let them get too comfortable!

[tsarina-anadyomene]

i consent, she consents, but we still need to ask the guy who's "been meaning to" patch up my drywall?

[maliketh]

I only follow virgins..are you one?

[24985uhjnetfoiuswhiejnklmpfos0]

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

[moonkitty]

this video feels like seeing an old friend for the first time in a decade

[zoesupreme]

[godisafujoshi]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[depsidase]

[the-adrenal-grand-deactivated20]

[fishiesgarden]

my grandmas dawg

[jadejetts]

heres what your grandmas dog wold look like. if they were a trail of ant

[fishiesgarden]

im getting sick of this.

[poetrylesbian]

literally crying laughing at this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i'd kinda assumed there was more alpaca in an alpaca

[ladydei]

Nope, all wool

[ryan-sometimes]

Jake and Logan Paul are the Wario and Waluigi versions of the Da Vinki twins.

[ruinedchildhood]

[miggylol]

[kaijuno]

[you-were-made-to-reblog]

[liathwen-slays-dragons-blog]

This is by far my favorite thing in the blooper reel.

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

you left out the most important part

[knitmeapony]

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

[i-preen-for-oikawa]

Peer reviewed tags.

Reblog today and you, too, can maliciously comply with facts of science.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

#nope#not a parallelogram so therefore not a rectangle so therefore not a square#nice try

THANK FUCK

[knitmeapony]

I love seeing a meme and being like oh, tumblrs going to love this one

[i-preen-for-oikawa]

Peer reviewed tags.

Reblog today and you, too, can maliciously comply with facts of science.

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

#nope#not a parallelogram so therefore not a rectangle so therefore not a square#nice try

THANK FUCK