I'm a Mess

Alex☆Pan☆He/Him☆20 A messy blog for a messy person. Send in asks or message me if you like, I won’t bite. Header credit goes to pretty-transparents Icon credit goes to Eskue

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why isn’t a group of kangaroos called a kangacrew

[rybroskeez]

[tarantulahawke]

First posted on my main blog. Still my favourite DA:I character ever 

[gowns]

this is my favorite reddit relationships post ❤️

[kadywicker]

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

This one

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[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

hey @ black mirror execs i know your season 5 was hot garbage so here’s some inspo for season 6

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lonesplashy]

Honestly why would you hide this in the notes

[lord0fries]

This has the exact same energy as the post with this gif

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

[shegs]

[triforce-princess]

hyrule warriors: age of calamity announced. takes place 100 years before the events of breath of the wild, zelda and the champions will be playable. releases november 20th, 2020.

trailer; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDMWRRAEogs

[ehlihr]

aragorn is in hell <3

[lugmilla]

[officialfist]

This is funnier than anything shitpostbot could ever dream of.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

Only 32 days until this joke expires. Reblog while you can.

[schrodingers-fyke]

2 years expired today

[finnified]

2 years… 

[oikawaonline-deactivated2022080]

Andy Samberg Shares His Rejected Golden Globes Jokes.

[toastbutteregg]

I love him so much

[theofficialdaddy]

The fact that that joke was rejected says a lot

[twofingerswhiskey]

tumblr is good because all the neurotypical people left like three years ago for twitter and we’re all that’s left. this site is neurodivergents only now, babey. if your brain functions normally get the fuck out 

[jakeperalta]

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

[meangirlnurse]

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

[thetomlinsonway-deactivated2024]

I could’ve swore you said they were not trying to communicate through coded messages.

I think RBB and SBB handled by One Direction themselves don’t agree with you on that one, lad.

Just two rainbow teddy bears wearing a real expensive Rolex in their wrist and all dressed up at One Direction’s stage tour just for no reason at all.

What a strange happenstance!

NOT. I could go on and on all day. Anyways…great chat, pals!

[meangirlnurse]

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

[nickholmes]

[chillyfeetsteak]

a criminal

[little-tunny]

A hero

[screambirdscreaming]

an artist

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

ch iken….

[lukadarkwater]

Zelda and Link in the Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity Announcement Trailer 

[vicholas]

“Don’t remake movies like Beauty and the Beast in live action, remake unappreciated movies like Atlantis or Treasure Planet in live action” Can you imagine for a second what a green-screen CGI nightmare a live action Treasure Planet would be like. The cat lady wouldn’t even be hot.

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