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You can also add an upcharge of 5$ to get complimentary breadstick!

#ordinary sausage mention!

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You cant get this on any other website

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cuteratgirl

Ah, but yes you can! Ordinary Sausage on youtube has spent years providing content for anyone who'd like to see just what would happen if you made a sausage out of whatever you can think of:

Recently Mr. Sausage has also been putting more time into his non-sausage videos, including stuff like Chicken Boiled in Nuclear Green Kool-Aid and Carbonated Eggs. Check it all out if you aren't prone to being easily grossed out.

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do it :3

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its not worth it D:

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There's some screenshots of personal stuff (like Dr appointment details) first but here's the first thing I can show y'all lol

It's a sticker design I made from scratch. Feel free to check out my art account: @art-with-adrien

Did you know Cracker Barrel has cheesecake stuffed pancakes served for breakfast? Well, now you do.

Hello! Welcome to Olive Garden! How may we serve you today? Here’s the menu— made warm and fresh just for you!

Take as much time as you need before ordering. Thats an order.

Can I see the kids menu 👶

We don't serve kids here. Unfortunately, that's considered canibalism.

But over at that table they have a whole table filled with kids, I thought that was your all you can eat buffet

They may look like it, but those are actually an unrelated invertebret known as Atropa parvus. Using mimicry, they lure in prey before stunning them with the fine stingers on their tails that happen to look like a head of hair. The venom in them is a painkiller and also liquifies bones, so they can feast on their prey live with minimal hassle, akin to certain spiders. They're regulars here. say hi!

Can I eat them

No those are customers, but could we interest you in 60-70 Olives, whole?

Yea

Wrong answer! we here at Olive Garden cannot reccomend eating 60-70 whole olives. Sorry, its just part of the contract.

That’s why I was gonna shove them up my ass

#olive garden #woah hey dont say things like that #theres children on tumblr #and the atropa parvus are watching

Don't

Hello! Welcome to Olive Garden! How may we serve you today? Here’s the menu— made warm and fresh just for you!

Take as much time as you need before ordering. Thats an order.

Can I see the kids menu 👶

We don't serve kids here. Unfortunately, that's considered canibalism.

But over at that table they have a whole table filled with kids, I thought that was your all you can eat buffet

They may look like it, but those are actually an unrelated invertebret known as Atropa parvus. Using mimicry, they lure in prey before stunning them with the fine stingers on their tails that happen to look like a head of hair. The venom in them is a painkiller and also liquifies bones, so they can feast on their prey live with minimal hassle, akin to certain spiders. They're regulars here. say hi!

Can I eat them

No those are customers, but could we interest you in 60-70 Olives, whole?

Yea

Wrong answer! we here at Olive Garden cannot reccomend eating 60-70 whole olives. Sorry, its just part of the contract.

Hello! Welcome to Olive Garden! How may we serve you today? Here’s the menu— made warm and fresh just for you!

Take as much time as you need before ordering. Thats an order.

Can I see the kids menu 👶

We don't serve kids here. Unfortunately, that's considered canibalism.

But over at that table they have a whole table filled with kids, I thought that was your all you can eat buffet

They may look like it, but those are actually an unrelated invertebret known as Atropa parvus. Using mimicry, they lure in prey before stunning them with the fine stingers on their tails that happen to look like a head of hair. The venom in them is a painkiller and also liquifies bones, so they can feast on their prey live with minimal hassle, akin to certain spiders. They're regulars here. say hi!

Can I eat them

No those are customers, but could we interest you in 60-70 Olives, whole?

Hello! Welcome to Olive Garden! How may we serve you today? Here’s the menu— made warm and fresh just for you!

Take as much time as you need before ordering. Thats an order.

Can I see the kids menu 👶

We don't serve kids here. Unfortunately, that's considered canibalism.

But over at that table they have a whole table filled with kids, I thought that was your all you can eat buffet

They may look like it, but those are actually an unrelated invertebret known as Atropa parvus. Using mimicry, they lure in prey before stunning them with the fine stingers on their tails that happen to look like a head of hair. The venom in them is a painkiller and also liquifies bones, so they can feast on their prey live with minimal hassle, akin to certain spiders. They're regulars here. say hi!

Hello! Welcome to Olive Garden! How may we serve you today? Here’s the menu— made warm and fresh just for you!

Take as much time as you need before ordering. Thats an order.

Can I see the kids menu 👶

We don't serve kids here. Unfortunately, that's considered canibalism.

wendys-unofficial

Yeah i never use tumblr anymore and this acc is dead if you care at all you can find me on twitter @i11makeonelater

Goodbye now, it was fun and all

Aww, Bye! I'll miss you. Good luck on twitter.

I'm so hungry, I could beat a dead horse

i can call a cat a "kitty" all i want but THE SECOND I SAY "PUSSY" EVERYBODY LOSES THEIR FUCKING MINDS

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i guess you can say theyre

you can say th

you can

you can say

you can say theyre

c'mon bitch say it to the people

marcignar

theyre all pussies

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there you go that wasn't so hard was it

current note count: 103

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don't you fucking dare

how are you gonna fuck a note?

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No I don’t think that’s how u do it

how would you know

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I

um

Nevermind

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tiktok what do you mean by that

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

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Why is it that the strangest things are never explained

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Now THIS is a 10k post

kwacpe

nah, I think this is 20k+ post

walmart-the-official

mayhaps 100k+

panpiepid

why is everyone here official

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it's called being fucking awesome

which we are.

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wow this is a nice post

partycityistotallyofficailguy

i feel like that's sarcasm

Guys everyone in this post is awesome /gen

you don't have to lie to everybody else we all know i'm the most awesome

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Are you sure about that?

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yeah that's why i said it

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@hold-my-dr-pepper

why am i being dragged into this dumpster fire of a conversation

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Because you needed to see this trainwreck

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actually, you're right. i absolutely needed to see bing proving they're the worst search engine ever, thanks :)

this welding gun is very very desperate to bury itself in your skull and i don't know if i'm gonna be able to hold it back much longer

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you are all gay

cracker-barrel

*puts on glasses* eh? what're all y'all doing here?

I don't see this getting any notes. In fact, I betcha the no notes ghost'll get to this one soon enough.

misericordiia

im genuinely so sorry for anyone with notifs on for me

dead-immortal

Legitimately same here

I forgive you

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type prevs url with your eyes closed in the tags

datafags

CRYING AND BAWLING AND LOSING IT

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how did i mess that up that bad xD

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hhhhhhhhhhh i tried

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OKAY GUYS WE’RE MAKING A SANDWICH NOW

JUST REBLOG THE LAST PERSON

IM STARTING

BREAD

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SOUP

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SOULS OF THE UNBORN

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SARCASM

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DRUGS

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