Voice of Experience

There will be gross things. There will be posts about equality for race, gender, LGBTQ, polyamory/polyandry, menopause and menstruation, boogers, insects, puns, grandchildren, cats, textiles, ancient artifacts, science, rocks, fandoms, goofiness, and anything else that interests me. There will, in fact, be way too much. You have been warned. Polydilettante.

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[garbage-empress]

take one down, pass it around

[garrettauthor]

I got real petty over on the Facebook page and IT WAS GLORIOUS.

[wintergrey]

This is me, going to check out Legendary Books now…

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Publisher: We think that the way the fantasy genre treats women is problematic so we’re going to try and do better

A Fool: If you don’t like it why don’t you make your own!

Publisher: That

That is literally what we just said we are doing

[garrettauthor]

GUESS WHO’S BACK, BIGOTED FUCKWADS?

BOY it feels good to be back in this particular saddle!

[garrettauthor]

AHAHAHAHAHA we have a winner for today!

[snigepippi]

*Snort*

[loopy-lolly-loo-deactivated2023]

@princessjellyfishie

[notyourplayground]

if anybody like me a) lol’d and b) wanted to get my hands on that book series, here’s the link

[seanchaidh101]

This is magically what I’m looking for right now.

[tragedybunny]

Hi Legendary Books, I’ll take one of everything.

[garrettauthor]

Happy to oblige!

https://underrealm.net/books

<3

[maggiemae873]

I literally don’t have the space for any more physical books, but I’ve downloaded every Underrealm book on Kindle. I read The Alchemist’s Touch specifically because of this post and I seriously can’t recommend the Underrealm books enough. they are absolutely fantastic.

[holycafe]

I don’t really read anymore, not like i used to. And of i get a masters this year like i am planning to then that isn’t going to change. But hell yes I’m going to go and buy these books because THIS is exactly the kind of thing that i want to support!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[vigilantsycamore]

One day I will have a job and a bank account and I will have money from the job in the bank account and I will use some of the money to purchase these books

[garrettauthor]

Hey did you

did you know

did you know we have a podcast now and you can literally listen to the books for free.

(You probably didn’t. That’s okay because it’s very new).

It’s slower than buying and reading them, but it’s great if you have no book budget but you do have some listening time!

The Nightblade Epic Podcast

The Nightblade Epic Podcast is an audio presentation of the #1 Amazon bestselling series. Narrated by Garrett Robinson, and hosted by Meghan

[siawrites]

You could also beg your local library to get them.  Just saying.

[garrettauthor]

Asking your library to stock a book for you to read is one of the most helpful things you can possibly do for an author.

[garrettauthor]

Happy Pride, y'all!

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[cuprohastes]

Someone tries to duel Luke, and he just whips that thang around and it’s like trying to daintily fence a blender.

You end up on the floor with Luke beating you with a lightsabre like it’s a chunk of rebar.

And you realise two things:

This kid is not using any know Jedi or Sith form. Whoever taught him to fight had no idea about elegant flourishes or named styles or The Lore. They just want the shortest distance between A (asking you to Can You Not) and B (You Died).

You done fucked up.

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[cuprohastes]

Someone tries to duel Luke, and he just whips that thang around and it’s like trying to daintily fence a blender.

You end up on the floor with Luke beating you with a lightsabre like it’s a chunk of rebar.

And you realise two things:

This kid is not using any know Jedi or Sith form. Whoever taught him to fight had no idea about elegant flourishes or named styles or The Lore. They just want the shortest distance between A (asking you to Can You Not) and B (You Died).

You done fucked up.

[commandersheena]

In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this

[drizzit]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this post!

[nihilnovisubsole]

me explaining goncharov to my mother: so tumblr made up this scorsese crime film and they're arguing about its themes and-

my mother, completely deadpan: well are they reviewing the theatrical release or director's cut.

me:

my mother: what does frances ford coppola think of it

[dancinbutterfly]

Your mother is the only one who understands me

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[huariqueje]

Cooking Jam  -  Teija Lehto, 2016

Finnish,b.1965-

Woodcut,61 x 77 cm.

[sullencrab]

Source

[clacksoperator]

[holyfunnyhistoryherring]

[Image 1: what seems like a painting. Depicted center stage is a metal pot, with some utensils and fruit poking at the corners of the image. Reflected in the shiny pot is the rest of the counter with more fruits, utensils, cans, bottles, a cutting board, and other such stuff with tiny details.

Image 2: comment by Teija Lehto, “Nice to see my woodcut here [smiling wide emoji]. It is made with reduction technique, just one plate which is carved and rolled a new colour, carved and rolled and so on. Many times, maybe 15. In the end only those areas of dark grey ‘are usable’, other areas have been carved away. Material of the plate is birch plywood. The serie was quite small, four prints. No prints available any more. But I’m glad it is still alive here. [smiling and blushing emoji]”

Image 3: post by @itsc “sometimes I see beautiful art on here and I start scrolling down thinking ‘if this caption says it’s a woodcut I have to go throw my phone in the harbor’ and sometimes I get to sign in relief. and sometimes it’s a woodcut.”

/End description.]

[necromycologist]

here take my number. and my number. and my number, and my address, and my accountant's number actually he'll be able to forward you through. and this ones my personal number

[everlovingt]

Also a recounting off all his exes 😂

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[penumbralwoods]

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

[penumbralwoods]

btw if you've ever wondered why i make posts like this and get really obnoxious about nonbinary positivity. this is why

and for all of yall that are still figuring it out or aren't getting the support you deserve:

[xfhsfh]

@this-is-nonbinary-joy

[pangur-and-grim]

wait….. he’s cutie?

[pangur-and-grim]

a lot of his poses are just “corpse of a marine mammal bloating on the beach”

[rederiswrites]

Black Boots the Pirate is on the hunt. Not for anything, you understand. Just The Hunt.

[moghedien]

One like nitpick thing that drives me crazy is when people call Blue Whales the largest whales or the largest living mammals or some shit like that

Because yes that is true. But when you frame it like that you are completely disregarding the absolutely batshit reality that Blue Whales are the largest animals that have ever existed on earth through the entire history of the planet and they are alive right now today

[apolladay]

If you're multilingual do you swear more in your first language or a language you've learned later?

I swear more in my native language

I swear more in a language I learned later

I swear about an equal amount in all languages I speak.

I don't swear

Monolingual button.

(Asking this because I basically never swear in my first language but swear a lot in English)

If you're multilingual do you swear more in your first language or a language you've learned later?

I swear more in my native language

I swear more in a language I learned later

I swear about an equal amount in all languages I speak.

I don't swear

Monolingual button

Remaining time: 5 days 1 hour

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]

[honeysuckletook]