Zanzibart... forgive me.

secretly a goose | omi | 23 | she/her  

[theweirdwideweb]

[buqbite]

sometimes i feel ive got to

[buqbite]

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[buqbite]

run away

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[cutecipher]

"yup let me just assemble my sandwich on the ground and eat it let me eat my dirty sandwich with dirt on it from the ground before my dog eats my ground sandwich"

[questcequecestqueca]

Walter Molino

[roach-works]

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

[caesarsaladinn]

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

[caesarsaladinn]

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

[aplpaca]

muppetness of said offspring

[suhaylah]

green landscape (2018)

• instagram • shop •

[snake-drinking-gif-every-day]

[crabussy]

when you get crazy enough about The Character you'd think the situations you imagine them in would get more elaborate and lore intensive. but no. imagining my wizard pacing around huffily being slightly peeved at a mild inconvenience. I don’t even know what the inconvenience IS. and it's giving me enough joy to power a city for a month

[crabussy]

you understand this post more than anyone else

[tarragonthedragon]

i just got the "see where your blood has gone!" email from giving blood but it glitched and just showed me my current location. which. theyre not wrong. that is where most of my blood is

[gothcowboyz]

Khaslana and anger issues

[ysolt]

[sviteer]

The Nameless Hero

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

[cutecipher]

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

[angelicguy]

These jeans fit me now, sure, but there's no way they'll fit me in my Lucario form. *hands the pair back to the exasperated Levi's attendant*

[fricktic]

🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ 🖥️ ඞ among us computer lab

[fricktic]

💻 ඞ you can use your laptop if youd like