🙃

My face is wonky but so are most pizzas

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe

[itsverybeautifulover-there]

And SCANDAL WTF

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh jeez, SCANDAL….

….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy 

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

Oh my god. DEXTER.

[thoughtsoncelluloid]

THE ACTUAL NEWS

[hijinksensue]

I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design. 

[fieldbears]

what is his plan

[toastbutteregg]

this

[ryebreadgf]

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[paxamericana]

[vokodon]

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

[branovices]

[sokkaspetboomerang]

Bee-otine

[animusrox]

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

[outofcoffee24]

Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Sassquatch. (comic by Extra Fabulous Comics)

[cachorritx]

wish I could be in my own anime beach special where I’m hanging out with all my friends in the sun and our titties are bouncing uncontrollably

[depsidase]

[legovasavouchi]

[myrrhemaid]

Presented by myself and @goodluckdetective without comment

[awindylife]

That. That is the entire high literature summed up. You just broke all man-written novels

[vivaciousarcanist]

[bioethicists]

diet culture is so rooted in the idea that our bodies are machines that our minds have to outwit. it pushes for the idea that hunger is something you have to “beat”, that cravings are an annoyance to ignore or outwit, that the way our bodies want to look and want to be is something to fight, that it needs to be helped to do things it was built to do.

here is the liberating truth- your body is so smart and it is trying to help you. it works so hard to keep you alive- sometimes it fails at what it’s trying to do, sometimes it does it in unconvential ways, but it is trying to keep you alive! hunger is our body saying “we need food”- it’s not something to ignore or supress. cravings are our body saying “we need a specific type of food”- they aren’t something to trick or prevent. natural weight and weight distribution are our body saying “this is the shape in which we work best”- they aren’t something to control or reduce. denying this is what hurts us most- even though diet culture tries to tell us that listening to our bodies and treating them with kindness and forgiveness is wrong.

[diaryofanangryasianguy]

How to deal with maga protesters 😂

[positively--speculative]

[programmerhumour]

Working from home be like

[parvats]