like a shrew that's got an extra limb

{Haven. He/they.}

[omniscientottoman]

She sunk on my cost til I fallacy

[poindesticker]

i don't know if there's been any other emerald city comic con town criers yet but. check please year five frog year. by the way.

[multitrackdrifting]

“W pervert women” is legitimately the funniest shit i’ve ever read

[bisexuel]

[paradoxial-cunt]

[bog-goblin]

[bog-goblin]

[i-am-a-fish]

[galaxythreads]

Gonna take this moment to be extremely grateful for the ao3 team behind the scenes, as much as I complain, please take your time, we are forever grateful to you 🫵🫡🫡🫡🫡

[ivyblossom]

All other typos can go home. This one wins.

[kosmogrl]

[pupucino]

Migraine

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Three yaks dance in Lhasa city (cr 情满拉萨，吉吉)(If you do not reside long-term in a high-altitude environment, please avoid intense physical activity at high altitudes, as it may trigger altitude sickness.)

[nyxkaikaos]

[Three musicians in astonishingly good chubby yak fursuits dance to the tune of Michael Jackson's "Beat it"]

[indigosfindings]

i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

[hrgifs]

We haven't had time to see your show yet. It's about hockey, right? Yeah, kind of.

[real-language-facts]

fricatives have been replaced with freakatives

[triplemj]

This literally feels like a Black Mirror episode

[apolladay]

Sexiest math operation?

+

-

×

÷

Voting ended onMar 2

[rogueinkglitch]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Dress the insect?

[newtype-lila]

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please

[rocketbirdie]

heh. didn't even stand a chance.

[clapuhands]

to everyone in the notes asking for a translation: panel 1: "weigh your heart" (the suffix pronoun for heart should be .k not .ti i think but i see what you are going for. also, my copy of faulkner doesn't have a copy of the word but it's pretty clear from context what it means) panel 4: "what"

anyway op good job this is really funny and better than 99.9% of hieroglyphs on the internet

[oodles-of-boodle]

@thatlittleegyptologist

[thatlittleegyptologist]

xAa is 'to throw/dispatch/abandon' because fAj is the verb 'to weigh' (this can be checked on the Thesaurus Linguae Aegyptiae), .tj should be =k as already pointed out.

Thus with xAa as the imperative 'dispact/throw', the scales determinative doesn't belong to that word and is thus a word in and of itself the 3-consonant jws.w (the .w is just a plural, it's still 3-consonants), and then .tj which should be =k.

It's more: xAa jws.w ib=k 'chuck your heart on the scales' *ma'at gets obliterated* ptr 'what'.

As an aside; it's not good practice with Middle Egyptian to go 'we can infer this from context' when you can't find that word in one dictionary. You should be consulting at least three. Also, because my ass has been doing this for nearly 20 years, just so you're all aware xAa is in Faulkner:

This is page 183 of my personal copy of Faulkner's Concise Dictionary of Middle Egyptian. xAa is right there! You'll see that the picture of the entry for the TLA also cites it as FCD 'Faulkner's Concise Dictionary' 183.

[fallenangelvictorious]

You know the art is good when the academics start getting spicy in the notes