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fuckthisbloganditscurses

Happiness Will Come To You.

12goblins

when tho

fuckthisbloganditscurses

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

wizardshark

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

zigxortega

zac--efren

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

scientiablr

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

queerbeerz

I am screAMING

lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223

God when a random dude sends u your bitmojis being amorous together n you’re like. Did I say that your bitmoji could cuddle my bitmoji no I don’t think I did so don’t touch her don’t look at her she is my digital consciousness n she doesn’t wanna talk to you right now

benepla-deactivated20180521

the future

baracknobama

[white house phone rings]

blue ivy: hello?

secret service member: miss president, dr. west is on the phone.

blue ivy: well put her on, I told you she has clearance

north west: hey blue

blue ivy: hello north, how did your last neuro molecular surgery go?

north: good, good, how’s dismantling capitalism with your unique and inventive system of government that the country unanimously agrees on going?

blue: ok, im kind of tired though. are you going to fashion week?

north: i can’t, we have to administer the anti aging serum that’s keeping nicki minaj alive forever

blue: oh yeah. is her house really made entirely of her melted down platinum records?

north: that’s classified but yes.

anovelimagination-deactivated20

This is the future the liberals want

sunshinesalmon

end my suffewing

4-3-2-2-2-12-1-12-2-23-3-3-3-3

hither2

the boy cries ye a sweater-a tears……and ye kill him

samandriel

I can’t believe this doesn’t have more notes like this is a god-tier spongebob reference, this is a level of spongebob humor that I can’t even hope to achieve in my lifetime

gnomebud

tired: eating a chocolate bar like a normal human being

wired: pouring a large amount of semi-sweet chocolate chips into your hand and grazing on them like a horse

gnomebud

im glad this was so relatable to the general public

twilightly-blog

The Cabin in the Woods (2011) dir. Drew Goddard

flakyseasalt-deactivated2020102

im all about crone feminism. feminism thats all about being bitter and old and living in a bog, swamp, or forest. all bout cursing all the men that dare to come near.

elsodex

lets-talk-about-sects

Every time I send my advisor an edited draft of my thesis proposal I’ve started adding a different plague meme at the bottom for incentive

lets-talk-about-sects

distraction-deactivated20220415

who the FUCK told society that depression and awkwardness is cute and adorable

casey-jane-lewis

bad screenwriters

rainbow-femme

John Green

fandomsandstarrynights

rejennerate-deactivated20210131

john green is not the problem john green’s fans are the problem

espressonist

Reblogging SO fast.

With the added caveat that no author is or will ever be perfect.

imnotcuteimadorabloodthirsty

Stop Blaming John Green for Stuff He’s Not Guilty Of 2kForever

lesbianpeachs

John Green is the biggest example of “tumblr turning on people it used to love to reach for and literally invent call outs for no reason other than its apparently cool to shit on things that are popular.”

I’ll forever be bitter about what this ignorant ass site did to him after his books had so much fucking impact on my life.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

GIMME U FACKIN MANEY

chonce

i THINK im gonna start black mirror

chonce

he’s doing WHAT with a WHAT

daenerysbeauty

linguini from ratatouille is the most accurate representation of a broke millennial, like he has no idea what he wants to do with his life and has a shitty apartment and gets drunk and has intense anxiety and actually acknowledges how weird his situation is. like, he just found this rat that can cook and can somehow communicate and control his actions by pulling on his hair and that’s weird af, but fuck it he really needs this job so fine let the rat cook, he doesn’t even care how weird his life is anymore he just needs money.