There are things worth dying for

Stephanie. 19. come talk some time.

[cibeewastaken]

Draco is bad at Muggle Tech

[teenscoolest]

[dailylilnasx]

Lil Nas at the strip club: a saga.

[justiceleaque]

comic gatekeepers are..wild

[there-are-many-ways-to-smile]

Did you spoil him back with something better

[justiceleaque]

i have done my part bye

[37q-archive]

ladjfbvldafbvsdofivubs

[sugrspellitout]

The day after The Last Jedi came out I was shopping for a birthday present for a friend at a nerd store and these two guys walk up behind me, obviously wanting to look at where I was looking. One of them said “probably buying something for her boyfriend…stick to blow jobs bitch it’s not like you know what you’re looking at” so I turned around and say “Luke Skywalker dies.”

They look at me speechless, they hadn’t seen the movie yet. “What did you say?”

“I said Luke Skywaler dies. He force projects himself to fight Kylo Ren and then dies. And if you don’t get the fuck away from me I’ll tell you how Snoke dies too”

Ruin things for gatekeeper douchbags 2k18

[autumngracy]

POWER MOVE

[super-metroid]

oppa homeless style

[bkomei]

Foodie Pokemon Parties!

Please do not repost!

Redraws from 2016: Grass || Fire || Water

[windycarnage]

when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing

[astrodael]

Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult

[fuchinobe]

This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:

Cool tips for hot sex!

[pigeonbusiness]

I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.

[hungry-skeleton]

This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck

[vivaciousarcanist]

[brainbubblegum]

Oh hey, look, it’s the cult that brainwashed the guitarist from Fleetwood Mac

[skodasforge]

This is also the same cult that Rose McGowan and Joaquin and River Phoenix grew up in

[skodasforge]

[ownerofidaho]

this post just gets worse every time i see it.

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[clubpenguinkiller]

[constantcaturday]

My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.

[princesstigerbelle]

A precious floofin

[ampervadasz]

Best birthday photo

[ttv]

The Thanksgiving Starter Pack: Cozy Room

By: Calmed By Nature

Date: October 16th, 2019

More: Doesn’t quite feel like November where you are? Maybe it hasn’t gotten cold yet…maybe it never will…or maybe it’s gotten too cold too quickly? Feels like winter 🥶 already!?!

Have no fear! This perfect fall day is the best escape. 

Now if you would excuse us, we’re going to close our eyes and pretend like we’re laying on that hammock.

Playlist: Cozy Cup | Cozy Rain | Cozy Fire | Cozy Room

[delusion-of-negation]

Results so far

[jujuoh]

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

[gif87a-com]

[xoxo-meia]

Later that day

[polovinn]

🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[recommend]

Farmers Are Protecting Their Cows From Frostbite With Earmuffs

[eurig-morgan-deactivated2017121]

The homeowner said the buck shows up everyday, so they gave him a bed, too.

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[lokis-helmet]

This is too good to not reblog

[the-marvel-what-deactivated2020]

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

[daily-marvel-dose]

Also

[adjectivebear]

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

[internet-tears]

Marvel has a farm wher they harvest actors [confirmed]

[follow-championsofmyheart]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots today is a blessed day

[hauntedatmidnight]

this is amazing

[bibibuckleyy]

Ahh yes

Marvel Farm CONFIRMED❤❤❤

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

I’VE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF-♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

[drstrangefangirl8900-deactivate]

Wholesome

[screamingatlike2am-deactivated2]

this is THE post

[golddaggers]

what do i do to work at the marvel farm?

[beautifulscreaminglady]

I feel seen