Brain And Nerve And Bounding Heart

11/10 obssessed with CC and James Potter. 

[enochianribs]

oh to have a silly little house like this...

[enochianribs]

the inside has to look like this.

[wompglomp200000-deactivated2026]

In light of recent events

[wompglomp200000-deactivated2026]

Also feel like original is always relevant

[cipheramnesia]

Anxieties! Attack!

[cipheramnesia]

WAIT NO

[cipheramnesia]

No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!

[viejospellejos]

[omar-little]

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they're supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I'm salivating

[happyheidi]

[lmaonade]

i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

[itskyalenotkyletoo]

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmaoo

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

It's disrespectful

[smirnoffpasta]

This is SPECTACULARLY done

[quadradaz]

I feel called out

[fairycosmos]

lonely people are like nooooo i love the silence i love being by myself and then you ask them how their day has been and they tear up a bit

[rogha]

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

[rogha]

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

[rogha]

bbc sherlock wants what i have

[jasper-rolls]

like, i’m pretty sure tiktok has existed for longer than vine did at this point but i’m yet to actually see an “iconic” tiktok. like people always caption like “this tiktok is ICONIC” but i’ve never seen one stay in the public consciousness for any longer than the 2 minutes it appears on my timeline. i never see people quote tiktoks or like, act them out with their friends or anything, not a single tiktok i’ve seen has had any actual staying power

meanwhile i can just say like “ROAD work ahead?” and i would bet a good chunk of you have just read that in the guy’s voice. i still see people tag things like “i wish i was jared, 19″. one night at the bar where i work we started an impromptu dance party purely by saying “hi, i’m renata bliss, and i’ll be your freestyle dance teacher”

i guess brevity really is the soul of wit

[jasper-rolls]

everyone calling me a boomer for this take has confirmed for me that people literally don’t know what boomer means

[dogwithpants]

Actually there is ONE iconic tiktok and it’s the ps5 boy

[official-lucifers-child]

who the hell is the ps5 boy?

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

[grainelevator]

“Books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“E-books are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Audiobooks are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Video games are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

“Subscriptions to magazines/newspapers are too expensive” -> GET A LIBRARY CARD!!!

For real, get a library card for your local public library and you will have almost unlimited access to all kinds of media for free. Libraries also often have many different kinds of classes you can take, often for free or very cheap. Oh, and don’t forget the computers and internet access you can also use for free.

In conclusion, yet a library card.

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL PUBLIC LIBRARY!!!

[lick-anthonys-heart]

Don’t forget movies, internet, zoo tickets, etc. we also have fun kits for old people.

[headspace-hotel]

At my library you can even check out musical instruments.

[bitchesgetriches]

The Library Is a Magical Place and You Should Fucking Go There

[the-haiku-bot]

The Library Is

a Magical Place and You

Should Fucking Go There

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[silly-slacker-person]

Posts that changed the timeline

[bowserwife]

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

[ruinedchildhood]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.