[achesspiece]

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

[depsidase]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[nonasuch]

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

[3000s]

theyre talking about us again

[anactualmoon]

[gayshitanddadjokes]

NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO

Yeah we fucking won this shit is great

[borkthemork]

I really like this article, you should go check it out.

[krillbeans]

soft sad freaks (affectionate)

[sarilleny]

Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[owlmylove]

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

[thegenderal]

maybe im transphobic but i think its right and just to show the exact same level of disappointment to eliott page as to every other Man In Black Suit At Met Gala man that went to the met gala but this could be because im trans and i would have shown up in a cowboy hat a rodeo queen shirt and leather assless chaps tdick to the wind instead of wearing what i wore to prom when i was 17

[thegenderal]

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

I just found someone sharing this on twitter, so sorry that I don't have the link but omg

[crochetcockring]

losing it at this

[headspace-hotel]

This literally sounds like a welcome to night vale segment

[lastvalyrian]

the horse really is loose at the hospital

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

literally no better way to exorcise a shameful and or humiliating memory than by saying "i'm going to fucking kill myself" multiple times and moving on. #facts

[marisatomay]

i hope your onions caramelize. i hope my onions caramelize. i hope we both sauté our root vegetables to perfection. slow cooked onions in loving pan.

[kiwicum-deactivated20251101]

😭😭

[koumine]

[ID: screenshot of text messages. Transcript:

Sender: Hi, cutie~ Receiver: <keysmash> hiiii Sender: OMG IT WORKED /end ID]

[ID: screenshot of text messages. Transcript:

Receiver: ? Sender: [a link from Trans Revolutionary, with the quote text "Saying "Hi, cutie~" to a bottom so you can generate a new secure password."] Receiver: oh my fucking god /end ID]

[noahnomore]

[orteil42]

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

[anakinisvaderisanakin]

When he does That™.

[qt-emoticons]

qt em0t3s

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[highdefimission]

The jury in the court for my arrest

[linguisticparadox]

kaomoji masterpost

[nilim]

Ok, so I was reading this news story:

So far so normal, right? But then:

Like what. And then:

Like, I think Alaska State Trooper Ken Marsh wants to be a romance novelist. 

[panicblanket]

well would you look at that

[autisticexpression]

One of the best posts

[constable-frozen]

??!!

[justlookatthosesausages]

Okay this is hilarious sdhfdsg

[doubleca5t]