Fallen Angel

I'm awesome :D I have some stuff.. And... Ya know... Other things. Yeah. Take in all the awesomeness.

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.

[succubarbie-deactivated20190205]

no offense but money would solve literally every single one of my problems. like all of them. i dont have a single problem that money wouldnt immediately solve

[angrynk]

Hello Marshall, my name’s Colson You should go back to “Recovery”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

off to therapy, you guys want anything?

[salazar-slanderin]

For you to feel secure in your mental health, and if not secure at least hopeful and confident that you’re making the right decisions for yourself.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I’m in fucking tears thanks mate

[aquamarinespinnerlover-deactiva]

It’s 2:00am and I have finally finished the shawl that I have been working on to wear to Easter breakfast. Which is at 10:00am.

[mathewkinetix]

That’s cool. I just thought this was a table wearing underwear.

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[firefliesandacorns]

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

[inventrix]

when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

[songofsunset]

shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

[in-that-lavender-haze]

Why isn’t everyone loving everyone wtf is this

[flipclock]

me: i’m going to clean my room! i’m going to take a shower! i will wake up early and take care of myself! brain: u know whats fun? rotting.

[ammit420]

*puts myself out there*

*brings myself back*

[bitchycode]

I hate when a couple argues in public and I missed the beginning and don’t know whose side I’m on

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[becausebirds]

Tube face.

[resinfish]

Birb!

Birds actually like to stick their heads in things and chirp/sing because of the way the sound waves bounce off the inside. It’s like the birb version of when you yell HELLOOOOO into a canyon to hear the echo :)

[ahoeforbirds]

why wasn’t I tagged in this ?????

[distortiondevil]

HE WAS SINGING THE CHOCOBO THEME

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

my dad owns a small business and today he found out that one of his male employees was sexually harassing a female coworker and sending her dick pics and shit and so my dad fired him and then immediately left work to drive to this guy’s other job and told his boss there and got him fired from two jobs in the span of like an hour lmao 

[bezoarcureforpoison]

Good dad.  Good boss.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be better if the toy vacuum cleaners actually worked

[moan-s]