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Turn The Page by Metallica on Grooveshark
Bob Seger obviously favors reading material in the can. And, being that this blog is inspired by the bathroom radio at my office, this seemed like a perfect fit. Inspiration arrives in the usual places.
P.S. Grooveshark didn't have the Seger link, so I'm giving you the Metallica knock-off. Enjoy.
"His Name Is Dio And He Dances On The Sand"
Rio by Duran Duran on Grooveshark
Happy Holidays from OneManMeme and RIP Ronnie James Dio.
"You Got 99 Problems. Don't Let An Itch Be One."
So Jay-Z is shilling for Vagisil now, huh? I guess it was only a matter of time.
Another bad advertising idea from yours truly, the mentally-challenged brother of Don Draper.
"I'm Back At White Castle Again. I'm Baaaaaaaack!"
Steven Tyler can't kick the habit, either.
Side Note: Not sure what's up with me and sliders lately. I must be hungry. But with the Lizard King also on the prowl for grease bombs, at least he's in good company.
In lieu of my regular post, a little Halloween fun for today. My son actually indulged me in this: Axe Cop and Wexter (not to scale).
Machine gun arms for under $10: That's the power of the Home Depot.
"Sliders On The Storm"
Did Jim Morrison prefer White Castle or Krystal burgers? Like many mysteries surrounding The Doors, we'll never know.
One thing we do know, however. Nothing cheers Jim up on a rainy day like a greasy plate of mini-burgers.
Special thanks to @asbestossister for coming up with this one.
"I'm Smiling Next To You -- In Abject Stupidity"
Apparently Michele Bachmann has teamed up with Queensryche for a new campaign ad.
"Yothers -- Tell Your Children Not To Walk My Way"
Apparently Glenn Danzig is not a "Family Ties" fan.
"Breaking The Claw! Breaking The Claw!"
Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford will be tormented by Chuck E. Cheese prize machines no more.
"You've Been Left On Your Own, Like A Pharaoh In The Park."
Ronnie James Dio needs your help. To find his mommy. Who's Egyptian.
"Funyuns Calling To The Faraway Towns"
All that phony Cheetomania has bitten the dust. The orange dust.
Another terrible ad idea from yours truly, the mentally-challenged brother of Don Draper. Let's hope The Clash and Joe Strummer's estate still hold all their publishing rights.
"The Biggest Kick I Ever Got, Was Wearing A Thing Called The Chocodile Smock."
Yes, Elton John likes designing fashions utilizing Hostess products. This should surprise no one. Be sure to check out his Etsy store.
In related news: My brother once left a wrapped Twinkie on the window sill in his bedroom for several years. It literally petrified. This leads me to believe that abandoned Hostess snack cakes could be converted to building materials for third-world countries. Someone should get on that. King Ding Dong, Captain Cupcake -- you in?
"Lay, Lady, Lay. Lay Across My Big Ass Head."
Loves me some Bob Dylan, but he does have a disproportionately large cranium.
"Keep Trying. Even The Finest Champagne Was Once Cheap Apple Cider*"
Something a little different this morning. I've been sick for a few days and the blog was bare, but this came to me in a delusional fever dream a few days ago. Back to the rock 'n' roll soon. In the meantime, keep your chins up, folks.
"I'd Call That A Bargain... The Zest Soap Free Mousepad."
More bad advertising ideas from me. C'mon Zest -- If C.S.I. can afford tracks by The Who, you can, too.
"Yeah You, Cooked Me Mango Flan."
She was a fast machine, she kept her oven clean... A little AC/DC for your Friday.
"Don't Forget This Fact - You Can't Get It Back. ROGAINE."
I would say this could be the worst jingle ever, but I've heard that actual "Viva Viagra" song and I don't know that anything could top that.