And your existence is poetry in motion

~ Lanah ~ 26 ~ she/they ~ Instagram: @lanah_isa

[agoraphobe]

[aerialsquid]

how dare you come for my ass at 9am on a Friday

[shametheshadow]

WHO GOT CAUGHT!?

[thetrashiestoftrash]

I love that the highlight is on playing Flight Rising when everything else on this list is objectively funnier

[rabbitpyromancer]

Wanted to see the entries covered by the circle. Heres a clean version for others.

[penultimatestalematewithdeath]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

After years of service to Jacobs and Co., Lucy Carlyle decides it’s finally time to try her hand at freelancing in London before her Talent begins to fade for real. Following a terribly shitty case (graveyard, Shade, misplaced shovel) all she wants to do when she gets home is relax. However, the sink in her flat is leaking.

She could call a handyman. She really should. But she’s tired and that’s all too much work. So, swiping through the latest Agent dating app, Fetch, she goes to her first match of the night (a certain Anthony Lockwood) and asks a simple question: “Do you happen to own a spanner?”

Written for the 2023/2024 Lockwood & Co. Big Bang.

Happy Lockwood & Co. Big Bang!  Excited to share this one with y’all!  Keep an eye out for the final two chapters to be posted in the coming days.

Big shout out to everyone @lockwoodandcobigbang2023 for organizing this!

Thank you to @onlyaperfectdisaster and @untilweyeetagain​ for being an amazing cheerleader/beta reader and brilliant artist respectively!  Y’all are amazing!!

[mirroringdust]

Stone Walls and Light Cracks // A Lockwood and Co Medieval/Merlin AU

This fanfic was written for the @lockwoodandcobigbang2023 (and I finally got to post it here).

The servants were serving another man, the Earl of Lockwood, who was leaning against a long table at the other end of the now open hall, next to the small but conspicuous and ornate chair that was placed at the end. He had his dark hair down and was staring at the wood in front of him as if it held some important message and solution to what had plagued them for so long. But when he heard the sound of the man entering, he looked up. Though his stature and bearing belied his youth, it marked him at the same time, for dark shadows formed under his eyes and the threat he faced almost alone was evident in his expression. *** Imagine Lockwood, Lucy and George living in a version of 13th century Middle Ages and the world of Merlin (TV). Anthony, Earl of Lockwood is the son of a king, but tries to live his life as an independent lord. As the Problem, the plague, haunts the people and Lord Lockwood's father, the King, refuses to take decisive action to protect the people, Lockwood fights his own battles, fighting ghosts in secret. George de Clarim, supports him but hides his own secrets. When they get close to capturing a thief in a strive for distraction, our story sets in...

Check it out on AO3 below! Thank you so much to @onlyaperfectdisaster on AO3 for betaing this fic! And thank you so much to @bugenji for creating the wonderful artpiece that brings the story to life!! By the way: You don't have to have watched merlin to follow the storyline.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[melnonny]

my bit for @lockwoodandcobigbang2023 !! based off @onlyaperfectdisaster’s fic (that i will link when it’s out!) special thanks to @synestheticwanderings for cheering us on!! <33 first big bang ever wahooo!!

[onlyaperfectdisaster]

AHHHH I can finally reblog this now!!! LOOK!!!

[onlyaperfectdisaster]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

This time—for the first time—he doesn’t try to fight the words that float through his brain as it rises.

God, I love her.

Five times Lockwood nearly tells Lucy he loves her (or pointedly thinks it at her) and one time she does it for him.

My fic for @lockwoodandcobigbang2023! Or the first chapter anyway, oops. In a departure from form, there’s, like, a plot and dialogue? Who could’ve imagined. Massive thanks to @synestheticwanderings, my cheerleader and beta. I do not think I could have done this without you <3 Go check out @melnonny‘s art for this fic for a preview of what is to come! It’s gorgeous, and Lockwood and Lucy are adorable, and I simply can’t.

[luckylolabug]

There's a possibility that my family might be dropped down to basically no income, and that stresses me the fuck out. So if anyone would be willing to get a commission from me it would really help a lot, thank you! 🥰

[wildegeist-old-deactivated20260]

Change your Tumblr password now.

Humongous data breach just happened, with loads upon loads of sites being affected. Tumblr's among those. Also on the list is Wattpad for you fanfic people out there- among many, many other places.

There's a searchable list at the bottom of the article. Highly recommend scrolling or searching through, seeing what places you may be on that have been affected, and securing all your accounts. This thing's kind of big.

Mother of All Breaches: ​a Historic Data Leak Reveals 26 Billion Records | Cybernews

The supermassive leak contains data from numerous previous breaches, comprising an astounding 12 terabytes of information, spanning over a m

If you know people on any of the sites affected, let them know about this too, and spread the article around.

[bluesturngold]

I've seen this on my dash a bunch without anyone defusing the bombshell headline, so allow me: this is not exactly 'the monster of all breaches,' which to a layperson suggests a bunch of sites all got hacked recently.

In reality, someone compiled a bunch of old data breach info and has reposted it online. There might be some new info from other sites included in the breach, but the Tumblr information is from 2013, so most people reading this in 2024 should be alright.

If you're worried your info might've been compromised, haveibeenpwned.com is a good tool for seeing which breaches have impacted you, as well as when they took place.

[isa-ghost]

Yall should be reblogging this version

I'm safe, haven't been caught in a breach since 2018 on a site I don't even use.

[mikeneedsadrink]

Source: Sacramento History Museum

[sigynpenniman]

What’s your signature chronic mysterious Body Problem

Tummy Troubles

Oof Ouch my Head It Aches

I haven’t been able to breathe through my nose in 10 years

The Hurts (muscle, joint)

😵‍💫 why am I always lightheaded 😵‍💫

Some combination of these (me too and I’m so sorry)

None of these (lucky bastard)

Other/not listed

Voting ended onSep 25, 2023

[skybson]

3x4 - And the Children Shall Lead

[spaghettinatural]

they really did the character A has a panic attack in a secluded corner and character B finds them and says their name gently and holds them until they feel bette thing. they did the trope. god no wonder these two started slash fiction, its like the post like 'if someone says a tropes from spn they mean a spn fic if they say its from star trek they mean it happened in the show on screen at some point' or whatever. anyway. yeah

[glamaphonic]

stede "my pride and joy the library is free for everyone to use" bonnet

stede "my door is never locked and people can just hang out in my room whenever" bonnet

stede "gut-stabbed, fever just broken, clocking that ed is enjoying a ~fine fabric and immediately presenting him with his entire secret wardrobe for his enjoyment" bonnet

stede "bringing ed marmalade and bread up to the goddamn crow's nest" bonnet

stede "giving ed fancy clothes to wear to the fancy party" bonnet

stede "let me take this piece of silk that is clearly important to you and make it into a pocket square for you" bonnet

stede "making ed's tea for him just the way he likes" bonnet

stede "re-determined to put on the fuckery bcs he thinks ed's looking forward to it" bonnet

stede "treating ed to special little breakfasts every morning" bonnet

stede "arranging an entire adventure day so ed won't be bored" bonnet

stede is such absolute garbage at expressing his feelings verbally (Talking About It is for other people! everyone's enjoying ed's company and would like him to stay not stede especially particularly or anything!) but my god the man has acts of service coming out of pores 24/7

[bookshelfdreams]

#stede bonnet#he's not even fully aware that he says variations of i love you - please love me back every time#so when the crew accepts and likes him and ed does love him back clearly and openly he doesn't see it#and leaves them instead#he is so used to silence that any answer - even the most positive one- is too loud (via @cakeeatingwingedcat)

[eyelessfog]

hey wait i have a question. how attached to your name are you guys. like on a scale of “this name is perfect 4 me and i like it lots” to “if people didnt use a name for me i would not care/notice. if you called me by a completely different name for long enough id go by it” because im the second one but i remember a conversation w greass that was like oh huh! names r really important 2 me!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

enough toxic masculinity I'm ready for salubrious mexicanity. I'm ready for a social movement that encourages (esp straight, cis) men to indulge in things that make them more joyful, emotionally healthy, and help them strengthen not core muscles but core compassionate communication skills.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I cannot stress enough that I have a minor speech impediment and voice-to-text decided it was more likely that I said "mexicanity" than "masculinity." I was not in fact alluding to the potential healing benefits of being Mexican. I am however perfectly content with this post being about that instead.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

many thanks to those who thought this post was about gomez addams. from this moment forward, tis

[thememedaddy]

[your-local-vampire]

you know what? i know all of tumblr is obsessed with ed (and I get it, the trauma and wet cat energy is captivating) but I am a stede girlie. i too harbor unmanageable amounts of guilt day after day for shit that doesn't matter anymore. i too am constantly trying to compensate for my lack of experience in a skill i love and i hate myself for it. i embarrass myself constantly. i dont know how to maintain loving relationships. i've been bullied more times than i can count for liking unconventional methods of presentation, or not knowing the inside knowledge and nuance of something, or most frequently just not being cool or tough or masculine enough. I am cringey. I am queer. I am insecure, scared, stupid, but I live on despite it anyways and i think that's such an important message to teach other queers, especially camp queers.

[juniperseph]

neurodivergent and queer people how are we feeling?

[say-hi-intrepid-heroes]

we are fully crying