or you might just end up restructuring your entire identity as you re/discover all the different things in life you can obsess about.
Welcome to Wandering Down Rabbit Holes, a blog that documents the many wanderings of your one and only OP: onlydigressing.
Donât worry, itâs really easy to tell what my day-to-day crisis/obsession is. For if Iâm not reblogging something that already exists, I will probably rant about it. Have fun exploring my psyche!
âmy life is just a cycle of finding something i love, forgetting it exists, and then finding it in the dusty road later and learning i still love it just as muchâ- onlydigressing May 2023
âMY EYEBALLS WERE BLEACHED WITH HETERONORMATIVITYâ - onlydigressing May 2023
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
Cupidâs existence pretty much confirmed that the Greek pantheon is canon to both Monster High and Ever After High. The gods tend to pick their favorites when it comes to heroes, so hereâs who I think would patron whom in Ever After High:
Raven: Hecate
Hecate is the goddess of magic, witchcraft, ghosts, and crossroads. While itâs obvious Raven is a powerful sorceress, Hecate also recognizes and admires Ravenâs stance on choice. When sheâs stuck at the crossroads of two very difficult decisions, Raven trusts her instincts and does what she thinks is right even if nobody is behind her.
Apple: Aphrodite
Aphrodite is the goddess of love, beauty, and desire. As Fairest in the Land, Apple is this worldâs next Helen of Sparta. But Aphrodite has learned her lesson since Troy. She knows of Appleâs passion and selfishness, and her beauty has as much potential to destroy as it does to create.
Briar: Dionysus
Dionysus is the god of wine, revelry, theater, and madness. While Hypnos had his eye on her, Dionysus knows a kindred spirit when he sees one. Both he and Briar know how to throw a party and want everyone to have a good time. They also both know the stress that comes with responsibility and family, as legacies tend to carry.
Cedar: Apollo
You might not think of Apollo when you think of Cedar. But among his many attributes, he is a god of art, prophecy, and truth. Cedar's talent for painting and sculpting is what initially caught Apollo's eye, but her curse is what cemented his interest. Prophecies require complete truth and will alway happen once spoken. While Cedar may not have the gift of prophecy, she will always speak the truth.
Darling: Athena
This one feels obvious. As a war goddess, Athena is impressed by Darling's skill. But she is also the goddess of wisdom, and Darling is known for being cunning and crafty. Darling's spirit and mind set her on the path to be a great warrior.
Dexter: Hephaestus
Dexter works in tech, Hephaestus works in bronze. But they are both experts in their craft. As the god of craftsmen, Hephaestus recognizes Dexter's potential when it seems other people don't. He also knows what it's like to be ostracized, especially within his own family.
Daring: Zeus
A lot of gods were gunning for Daring; Athena, Ares, Aphrodite, Hera. But Zeus eventually came out on top. They both match each other's grandiosity, they both revel in the glory that comes with heroics and justice, and they both have a trail of women behind them. However, Zeus is also the god of sacred hospitality, and Daring embodies that in his own daring way. Daring will always go out of his way to help someone who needs it, even people he would never normally associate himself with, because that's what a hero does.
i made this post specifically about a friend of mine, so let me say this: if you want to be a girl, but feel like you can't because you would never be comfortable in The Club of Womanhood, don't worry! feeling like an alienated little weirdo who will never Get what other girls seem to pick up naturally is in fact an extremely Girl experience
Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling âYEARNINGâ and in trying to appease them I ask âFOR WHATâ but they are too small so all they can say is âYEARNINGâ which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively
[he just wanted to play permitmasters.. heâs barely seen anyone recently, heâs been missing all his friends. He had seen them over there playing and had been so excited..]
[and now he was here]
[he looks at the island, glancing around. Permit office.. oh devs. Grian just..]
GRIAN-
[he canât help but yell. Heâs been exiled, ripped away from his town and left here]
