*frog noises*

milo! - they/them - not a pigeon

[oohlookafrog]

okay fuck it intro post

hey i’m milo :) pronouns are he/they, yes im sorry i am indeed one of those woke snowflakes but then again if you’re reading this i assume you are too,

TUMBLR USER.

this blog is a little bit of everything but occasionally a fandom will overtake my brain so um. This accidentally has become a severance/house of leaves/dirk gently/whatever the fuck im currently watching or reading blog. hope you enjoy :)

my other blogs include:

@be-gay-sew-crimes (my sewing/crafting/art blog)

@definitelymanitoba (the technically a gimmick blog where i yell about honey dill sauce)

what else do people put in these. um. um. i’m a proud maggot (#cancelasmi2k25) (iykyk) umm. I survived the hell that was the nanowrimo ywp forums (IYKYK. and i’m so sorry if you know). and uhhhh. i hab cat :) her name is maggie and she’s demanding attention from me as i write this OKAY BYE.

[pixelartpeach]

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[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[chortlebot]

what discord checkpoint actually says: ummmm hi hi i knowww you have all your data sharing settings turned off but like 👉👈 like we know you have fomo so can u turn them back on??? turn them back on for discord??? we love data we love your data share data with friend discord discord safe place for data put data in discord mouth you don't wanna miss out

[honetii]

fun fact as far as I can tell the Only place in the entirety of house of leaves where house isn't blue is on page 583, at the bottom of one of the collages, in this tiny, blurry, out of focus "www.house.gov" link. which is really funny bc the one place you'd Expect house to be blue is in a link.

[afklancelot]

House of Leaves subreddit only has the best theories

[mybrainispermanentlyfried]

do you want the house tour

[wheelie-butch]

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

[runby2]

[an-artist-n-shambles]

FUCKING SOBBING I LOVE KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG REBLOG FOR KETCHUP BOTTLE PNG

[juney-blues]

stairs are so funny. falling 100 meters will kill you. solution? fall 10 centimeters a thousand times.

[markadoo]

they invented all those neat si prefixes and people still talk like this

[395nm]

falling a hectometer will kill you. solution? fall a decimeter a kilotime.

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[mutantrenegade]

Feliz Navidson

[steelepomme]

It is terrifying getting like most of your shit reblogged by someone but honestly that means I have lowkey made it as a evilposter (house of leaves poster) who evilly posts about evil media (house of leaves) (its about house of leaves) thank you user thewhalestoeletters (I love house of leaves

[vigilantsycamore]

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[fipindustries]

[eviltrailmixdotcom]

[homunculus-argument]

My body just does not believe in winter afternoons. I'll be waking up at 9 am, do the work I planned to do today, take my daily walk, have dinner, and immediately after my brain just goes "work done! walkies done! food done! sun has set! time for eepy! :)" like no get your ass back here it's 4:30 pm.

[government-cy-op]

Just found 2 copies of a 19th century naturalism magazine and LOOK AT THEIR LITTLE ICON

[chotomy]

–

based on these passages from the odyssey and the aeneid (and i think it might have happened in the iliad too, though i can’t remember where):

athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!

[sarafangirlart]

You ever wonder if Athena gave Perseus a quick makeover before meeting Andromeda and/or her parents bc he’s been traveling around the Mediterranean for ages and probably looked and smelled like shit?