me playing even if tempest, knowing full well i’m going to have to falsely convict Crius of being a witch
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me playing even if tempest, knowing full well i’m going to have to falsely convict Crius of being a witch
Listen up!
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.
I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.
And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.
You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.
This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.
Follow @studentlifeproblems for more student memes!
?!???? WHAT THE FRICK??? okay!!! so this app is taking ur works from ao3 and profiting off of them. coolcoolcoolcool!!!!
Emailed AO3, this was their response.
Reblogging as well on my end because my fics are also on there unfortunately. For a more in depth guide to reporting this app for ao3 writers, please check out this very helpful guide for the play store and the app store on twitter by @ purplebookcover. When putting in a description, you can also copy/paste this nessage "This app is displaying copyrighted fanfiction in efforts to monetize it. The fanfiction I post on archiveofourown is my property and I have the right to report this app due to its "support" through subscriptions and tips without properly addressing myself or other archiveofourown creators."
To put it in perspective, this can be seen as a developer making a 3rd party Artstation or other portfolio website and posting artists works without their consent or awareness, and asking for tips and subscriptions to compensate the developer for their efforts. In any form, this is not okay, which is why ao3 writers need to be notified. If you'd like for me to make a tagging list of your favorite ao3 writers that are on tumblr, please feel free to send me some! Help spread the word by reblogging!
Its been less than a day and the app has been officially taken down on the US Google Play store, though according to other sources it could potentially still be active for other regions! As a writer on Ao3, your support definitely means a whole lot to us, so please continue reporting it! The app is still up and running on the apple store however, probably due to Apple customer service needing time to process claims.
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 3755 6815 0185!
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
How can you not include the video?
@lordcephalopod
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
thank you @agentliz
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
story time.
the look in your eyes is what gets me.
“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”
DEAD
“Story time.
I have this one white friend.
And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,
“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.” And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”
And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”
And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”
And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”
And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.
So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”
And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”
[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.
And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”
And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”
And I’m like “Yes.”
And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”
I’m like, “No.”
And she’s like “What’s the difference?”
And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”
And she’s like “I don’t understand.”
And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”
I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS SHIT BECAUSE IT IS TOO REAL, TOO TRUE.
I’m actually crying
Youtube needs to stop recommending me this.
Headcanon of sir Gawain and Arthur (Saber male) with a master who doesn't feel compatible because she's a darker master more well versed in assassination, shadow fighting, and seduction?? NSFW and SFW is okay!!
Gawain
He’s gonna be honest with you: Your underhanded techniques threw him off at first. But you’re his Master, he cares for you, and he tries his best not to criticize you for your methods.
He is, however, a total thot, so keep wearing that dark lipstick and those slim fitting dresses alright? He’s totally a-okay with that.
Will not hesitate to rush to your aid if someone calls you out on your combat methods. Of course, he doesn’t really need to, since you can fend for yourself, but he still wants to make sure you’re safe.
It works out fairly well in battle, you’re able to support him from the shadows while he charges in to deal with the opposition. In daylight, you two are pretty much unstoppable.
Gawain can’t really take it when you flirt with him, though. Despite his reputation as a smash-or-pass machine, brushing his thigh, biting your lip, winking at him, all those subtle gestures leave him rattled and flustered.
Arthur Pendragon (Prototype)
He is surprisingly okay with it! He’s mostly worried about you hurting yourself or getting into dangerous situations because of your techniques.
Your servant pretty much becomes somewhat of a mom towards you, honestly.
“Master, don’t smoke, it’s bad for you!”
“Where are you going, Master? It’s cold out tonight, at least put a jacket on over…that.”
You’re not my REAL mom!
Arthur can’t help but feel an urge to protect you. No matter how many times you remind him that yes, you can defend yourself, and YES, I will kick you in the balls if you try to coddle me, he still frets over you.
He does like your leather jackets and dark attire, though. You look intense and intimidating and oh wow you look really hot
3rd December - CtC’17
King!Noctis cheating on fem!S/O Part 2
Hey guys! For today I finally decided to drop the second part of the cheating fic for Noctis.
1st Part ; 2nd Part ; 3rd Part // Gladio cheating 1 ; 2 // Prompto cheating 1 ; 2 ; 3 // Ignis cheating 1 ; 2 // Ravus cheating
Words: 4k
Genre: Drama, broken-hearted, trying to heal, sadness, misfortune, someone tries to get revenge, (broken) family life
Spoilers: Don’t think so
Trigger warning: cheating, suicide attempt, depression, self-harm/self-destruction, breakdown (it’s in the tags, too)
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! The entire part is below the read more.
Keep reading
My hand isn’t 100%, but I wanted to indulge my crack ship of one-sided Xander/F!Robin.
“i love you, i just want to make sure i say that often.”
#vitruvianlights #xmaslights (at Vitruvian Park)
please.
That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL
No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term. Don’t believe me, look it up.
This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.
Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.
ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]
This shit is wild.
There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.
After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.
Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.
Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.
How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.
You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.
Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.
I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case
Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.
Sorry, what year is this again??
when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree
when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree
when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree
when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree