the inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma

amanda 23 new york city ⬇ orlando, florida mechanical engineer softball the mouse owns my ass

[pixelsjoy]

Alright. We’re settling this discourse once and for all.

In the tags, tell me your opinion on:

Mayonnaise

Frozen Yogurt 

Salt and Vinegar Chips

Sweet Potatoes

Kiwi

Ginger Ale

Microwave Ramen

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[cillianmurphy]

I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND AFTER READING THIS PLEASE READ IT

[mancydrew]

every time i burp it tastes like Arby’s

[puncromancer]

and every time we kiss I swear I can fly

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[prancinggiraffe22]

Let me absorb

[invalidate]

yall ever have to google a question so dumb that u gotta go into incognito mode

[arirna]

[humordankmemesfunnywtf]

[killapunk]

is tesco feeling ok 

[daggers-drawn]

This is like a lazily rendered level from a ps1 game.

[steinbecks]

feel free to unfollow if you:

don’t like me

liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore

hate what i post

hate what i have to say about xyz topic

find me annoying

don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post

feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

I’m adding here that I don’t actually check my followers list ever - I only ever check the number if I’ve had a rash of new follows - so if you’ve got any anxiety about offending me, don’t worry, because I literally won’t see. Your dash is your safe and happy spot, and if my content doesn’t jive with what you want to see…that’s fine with me.

[thevelvetdevil]

This post is so light and nice. Don’t u ever worry lil friends u just go right ahead and do whatcha need to.

[obesitysherpa]

This needs to be the universal standard

[nijiimura]

a couple days ago i had a dream where i was on a date w some girl and she said to me “idk why ppl believe 69 is the sexiest number when it’s rlly 64 bc that’s how many diamonds i can hold at once in minecraft” and i cant stop thinking about her

[borruptyouth-deactivated2025012]

[diver5ion]

Please tell me, we didn’t… Oh, did we ever. And I’m pretty sure we made Rosemary’s baby.

[catsbeaversandducks]

I’ll just leave this here.

By WILD MASTERPIECES

[thes3nator]

All of the Naruto Summons

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Fandom Theories vs Canon

SHOW: We’re building up to a big reveal! Can you guess what’s going to happen?

FANDOM: (dozens of theories based on evidence from past episodes)

SHOW:

FANDOM: Well, that’s fine, go ahead and do the reveal!

SHOW:

[theta-scenario]

I feel like this is going to be season 4 Blindspot.

[janiedoe]

the way they did with season 3 tbh

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

@semeiotikos