What A Day To Be Alive

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[whitmanic]

Literally such a funny concept

[sweet-pink-bees-deactivated2025]

Bird up lizzo style

[wayneradiotv]

me throwing my adolescent son into orbit

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]

wait hang on

[wayneradiotv]

now i have a cool hat

[toastbutteregg]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[filmnoirsbian]

Its time.

[filmnoirsbian]

Off to a good start

[filmnoirsbian]

Hello i have a new favorite movie

[filmnoirsbian]

The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms

[filmnoirsbian]

Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.

[filmnoirsbian]

Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm speechless

[filmnoirsbian]

[gun fire]

[raptor screeches]

[filmnoirsbian]

She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her

[filmnoirsbian]

"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"

[filmnoirsbian]

Solidarity

[filmnoirsbian]

Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic

[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]

Me: 😒

[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]

Me: oh??? 😏😌

[filmnoirsbian]

He's literally reading a book called Crime

[filmnoirsbian]

Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different

Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church

[filmnoirsbian]

Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream

[avogadro-toast]

How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur

[jcrewguy]

How did Nintendo screw this up?

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[chips1977]

[baaulp]

Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage

[angelicguy]

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

[pixielight-dee-foxfire]

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

[bluesargentsclues]

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

[sunspira]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[tinderfinds]

This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.

[theshittyfoodblog]

The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa

[trashboat]

were you cooking this in the sewer

[impaled]

Chernobyl fleshlight

[nokia-princess]

This that fallout new vegas cuisine

[psychedelic--nightmares]

Silent Hill pussy type beat

[capsfromtrek]

[iamsojanegay]

can u believe we all fucking love THIS ^^^ show

[reginaldqueribundus]

“Damn it Jim, he nearly sliced your tits off!”

“I know, Bones, and is it weird that I found it kind of hot?”

[creamysacrilege]

is.

is this real?

[reginaldqueribundus]

The screenshot is, the caption is not. In the actual episode it was more like “hey our closest friend is gonna die if he doesn’t fuck and since he can’t do that why don’t you slip me a shit ton of morphine so he can strangle me to death which is the next best thing”

His titties got cut in an extremely horny death battle with said friend on a planet of grumpy elves who have elaborate rituals for everything including fucking (especially fucking).

[creamysacrilege]

[reginaldqueribundus]

another satisfied customer

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive

[bunjywunjy]

Salmon sharks got me thinking about salmon, and now I’m hungry. Any cursed or blessed facts about these delicious fish?

when male sockeye salmon are ready to breed they go from this

to this 

in a matter of weeks.

[froyogotlowbro]