Literally such a funny concept
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Jules of Nature

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@opinion1534-does-stuff
Literally such a funny concept
Bird up lizzo style
me throwing my adolescent son into orbit
wait hang on
now i have a cool hat
Its time.
Off to a good start
Hello i have a new favorite movie
The heavy metal guitar solo intro music just petered off into the jurassic park theme sjsnsjejwkms
Oh this man is a himbo. Excellent.
Wait is this man a priest or a pastor 🤔 if he's a priest then the title is false advertising
I'm speechless
[gun fire]
[raptor screeches]
She's talking abt how he turned into a dinosaur and ate the guy who was trying to rob her
"I don't believe you! Dinosaurs never existed, and even if they did, I didn't turn into one!"
Solidarity
Me: bro they better keep this shit platonic
[Carol and Priest looking at each other, smiling lightly after sharing an embrace, tension building]
Me: 😒
[Carol and Priest share a massive high five]
Me: oh??? 😏😌
He's literally reading a book called Crime
Velocifather: father stewart, what if i told you i was...different
Father Stewart: you're not THAT different. they're are plenty of people like that in the church
Bro i can't even describe this vietnam war flashback.....there's 5 guys in jeans and thrifted military jackets in what is clearly someone's backyard......a bloody helmet on a garden fence is meant to symbolize how many brothers in arms they've lost.....they just stuck a blond wig on the old priest to show how young he was back then.......his gf just showed up and stepped on a land mine and died....which is why he joined the priesthood...the editing feels like a fever dream
How can you talk about this movie without showing the fucking dinosaur
How did Nintendo screw this up?
Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??
IT IS
She’s a sensitive soul
Day 2 of Dr pepper shortage
watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy
literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this
Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:
It’s more of a pussy out kind of year
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to me.
The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: http://bit.ly/2Bk7pUa
were you cooking this in the sewer
Chernobyl fleshlight
This that fallout new vegas cuisine
Silent Hill pussy type beat
can u believe we all fucking love THIS ^^^ show
“Damn it Jim, he nearly sliced your tits off!”
“I know, Bones, and is it weird that I found it kind of hot?”
is.
is this real?
The screenshot is, the caption is not. In the actual episode it was more like “hey our closest friend is gonna die if he doesn’t fuck and since he can’t do that why don’t you slip me a shit ton of morphine so he can strangle me to death which is the next best thing”
His titties got cut in an extremely horny death battle with said friend on a planet of grumpy elves who have elaborate rituals for everything including fucking (especially fucking).
another satisfied customer
your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions
your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions
Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?
Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions
I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive
Salmon sharks got me thinking about salmon, and now I’m hungry. Any cursed or blessed facts about these delicious fish?
when male sockeye salmon are ready to breed they go from this
to this
in a matter of weeks.