Shortest Insomniac

aimee ☆ 20 ☆ she/they ☆ transformers/tadc/sfawtde enthusiast ☆ welcome to my crib

[opossumj]

I seldom post here but I’m trying to change that so take this funnybunny piece I drew today as i am in shambles

[starii-lins]

i dont know anymore

[thoughtsofjess]

the magnus archives: statement of dipshit mcidiot regarding some spooky happenings that absolutely without a doubt did not actually happen. recording by jonathan sims. i hate my fucking job.

malevolent: OARTHUR HIDE THE CORPSE IN THE CLOSET. SHOOT THIS MAN IN THE HEAD. MOVE OARTHUR MOVE!! [soft piano music] LEFT!! THE OTHER LEFT OARTHUR!!!!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

[conarcoin]

i think technoblade being born on june 1st is so powerful. it was so he can protect us

[incidentreportsummers]

Okay but also hear me out.

[fanfeifour]

💧 ⭐️ 🌹

[gabriestat]

illustrations from a new french wuthering heights edition, illustrated by isabella mazzanti

[opossumj]

GORG.

[incidentreportsummers]

Were you expecting someone else?

[kararika-deactivated20260331]

Situation so bad they got me laughing at byler now😭

In all honesty, I actually still fully believe in byler endgame, y'all can put me in an institute AFTER the finale

[pendragon-fruit]

you are coming down with me

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[anotternamedlumity]

Rebog

[strangelycasualhorror]

Rebog

[duckwithdeviousintent]

Rebog

[kindregardsfrommylifetoyours]

Rebog

[opossumj]

Rebog

[konoko]

[ashstfu]

he should be at da club

[vsemily]

With chapter buffers done, Project Charlotte is DONE done and ready to be published on Halloween. Here's my two favorites

[vsemily]

It's out NOW btw!!

[xeppeli]

lahore pigeons are some of the most visually appealing birds out there. like in terms of visual design. very minimalist, good contrast.

[xeppeli]

[tunnaa-unnaa]

Too bad Lahore pigeons are a domestic breed and don’t appear in the wild at all. Some equally balanced wild colorations include

Pygmy Falcon

Great Hornbill

Wallcreeper

and

Black-throated Loon

[xeppeli]

this is a good addition to this post. thank you for this birds educations

[fuckingconversations]

I would like to submit the following additions to the world of exceptional bird color design:

Cedar Waxwing

Red Crowned Crane

Brahminy Kite

Green Tree Swallow (I mean seriously - those are metallic teal feathers against stark white. Damn.) 

Bali Mynah

And, last but certainly not least, the cutest fucking puffball on this planet earth:

The Korean Crow-Tit

[ohthisismuchworse]

I’d also like to contribute some pretty awesome birds

Hooded Pitta (or as like to call them little olives)

Coua

Mot-Mot

The Blue Crown Pigeon (the biggest pigeon)

[scoutology]

good post

[chopinsbian-deactivated20181029]

@ilovegirlsalways

[lonewolf574]

@candiceirae

[candiceirae]

I’m fond of the Golden Breasted Starling,

the Golden Pheasant,

and the Oriental Dwarf Kingfisher.

[thelightreturns]

@izzyovercoffee

[camwyn]

May I present the most fabulous turkey in the world, the Ocellated Turkey?

[etchif]

Might I add

The Violet-backed starling

[earhartsease]

the Himalayan Monal (in love with the moomin-looking one)

[humanoidpigeon]

@a-book-of-creatures

[crabs-but-better]

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

[captainlatin]

I fucking hate languages.

The Greeks had this word, right, we have no idea where it came from, it just kinda popped up out of nowhere, and it could mean either apples, cheeks, or boobs. Problem is it looked and sounded *exactly* like another, unrelated word which could mean sheep, goat, or any animal in general really, which must have got confusing if you were a farmer talking about your livestock, but anyway…

Then the Romans, having stolen practically everything else from the Greeks, thought they’d nick this word too, because Latin isn’t confusing enough without throwing in a bunch of loan words. And they adopted it to mean a pumpkin.

Then the English came along and were all like “when in Rome”, and stole it, where it became our word ‘melon’. Which has now come back to mean boobs.

How do you like them apples.

[alivannarose]

I fucking love languages.

[in-sufficientdata]

In case anyone doubts the veracity of this:

[ source ]

[curiooftheheart]

Calling boobs ‘melons’ literally transcends culture, time, and language.

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[talenlee]

@bace-jeleren melon morning