Mean Meme Machine

heyo, my name's Anna otherwise known as a professional dumbass

[striders]

can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

[mothman-did-nothing-wrong]

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

aren't you tired of being nice. don't you just want to go rabid and bite someone

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

never mind my friend is playing with my hair i think i'll be nice now

[tesghosterone-deactivated202303]

<3

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[soupcowboy]

[marioclash]

[atrophy-husband]

Assemble them all to summon Exodia

[normal-horoscopes]

Ingredients to make a Homonculus with every disease

[toonskribblez]

The newest pieces in the Operation board game

[clowniconography]

aaugh i hate citing sources *excruciatingly loud sounds of tearing metal combined with tortured human screams and fleshy hitting noises* ok that wasn't so bad actually..

[clowniconography]

hey guys. whats happening on my post

[tmoblrina]

[Image description: There are five images, all screenshots of tags and replies on this post. The first is tags in all caps that read, "prev tags?! are you okay?" The second image is the prev tags mentioned, and reads, "me watching two hours worth of cars 3 interviews with brian fee so i can find a concrete source for lightning mcqueens age. btw on that note there's canonically a 20 year age gap between mcqueen and mater. in the first movie mcqueen is 29 and mater is 49. stan materfred its less problematic." The third image is tags in response to the previous image that read, "prev what. what. mater is. 49?? he's what?? he. was older than my dad when i first watched the movie? what??" The fourth image is tags in response again, and it reads, "prev in the credits of cars 2 we see maters passport including his DOB. his birthday is the same as john lasseters. 12 jan 1957. as i write this in 2022 john lasseter is 65. thus. mater is a gilf." The fifth image is a reply that reads, "mater is a gilf." End description]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[Image ID: It is a wojak meme, showing a man, who has the Wojak face, standing in the corner of a party, while smiling couples dance around him. Above the Couples' heads text reads, "Mater's 49????" And "Gilf Mater." Above the Wojak man's head, Text reads, "They don't know Materfred is the ship name for Mater and Manfred Von Karma" END ID]

[biandanxious18]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a google search of "Manfred Von Karma", showing he's a white haired kinda "has fun being evil" looking man, the first result being his Ace Attorney wiki page. Hes a prosecutor. END ID]

what.

[kim-jong-chill]

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

[mattheuphonium-blog]

fabulous 

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

[batmanego]

texts from my father continue

[official-lucifers-child]

every time i think, i take 10 damage

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

The microbes inside me are pleased by my yogurt offering. I live another day.

[childhoodgrave]

“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth

[tagranon69-deactivated20221204]

op that’s called having eyes

[childhoodgrave]

my name isnt op its monty and i bet God hasnt even spoken to you once

[badassdemonsword]

[corvodumpy]

Oh come on you HAVE to include the footage.

[vote-for-eggman]

???????????????

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

honestly we hate on tumblr a lot but at least you can be a cunt without getting your account deactivated. on tiktok you have to censor words like killing but on tumblr I can post "someone please brutally murder jeff bezos" and no one can stop me

[thenatsdorf]

Blind cat hugs his favorite pianist when he hears him play. (via sarperduman)

[sashayed]

(sarperduman)

[ottermatopoeia]

[stephanemiroux]

[pankunchiii]

TOO GOOD. TOO PURE.

[unclefather]

[iwasalwayscobrakai-deactivated2]

phineas and ferb au where they can't build anything and everything looks like this

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

[justiceleaque]

everyone in gotham always wants to know who batman is but they never want to know how he is :/

[lurkinglurkerwholurks]

He’s a grown man dressed as a bat. They know.

[beaniebaneenie]

theae were ghostwritten by bruce and alfred in that order

[whzzrbrwn]

me when my uquiz results tell me i’m emotionally unavailable and i self-sabotage whenever something good happens to me because i’d rather fail while being in control than face the possibility of my best effort just not being enough because i picked a certain hozier lyric: