welp

I'm in my 20s and I'm not close to getting my shit together

[shamebats]

The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone

[unfuckablebogtroll]

☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.

Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.

It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.

[daysleftofsecondterm]

fun science facts on 940 days left!

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]

[butterfly-sapphic]

Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

[the-haiku-bot]

Op didn’t stop on

the part where they are also

a love interest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pukicho]

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

[izukatz]

talia while raising damian if the plot happened in our modern times:

[artofelanor]

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

[mossworth]

Have you seen your post? You can see it at library. It's at library. It's on the library staff cabinet. It got printed out on paper and put up on Library.

[artofelanor]

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

[lucifers-simp]

Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

[lucifers-simp]

Important PSA

[thecooler]

They should invent a falling asleep that is easy

[monstermouse]

invent a staying asleep that is also easy

[unwholesome-gay]

they should also invent a waking up that is easy

[silentturtle]

This.

[littlefreya]

I will forever reblog this every time it’s on my dash because it should be this loud and simple. 💖

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Enjoying little hobbies the next 1,191 days

[spacephrasing]

dan and phil aren’t relationship goals bc they’re perfect people in a perfect relationship; it’s bc despite everything they’ve been through they put the work in to be with each other. like they talked about, it could’ve been so easy for them to just give in to the speculation and invasion and break up, but they didn’t bc they didn’t want to lose the other. they’ve made it work through all of that for sixteen fucking years, and that’s why they’re relationship goals

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

So who is the “dan” and who is the “phil” in the relationship

[adam-offical]

*straight voice* so who is the DAN and which one of you is, you know, the PHIL

[liberalsarecool]

Firing someone purely for their political affiliation is illegal and is a violation of free speech.

[scorpionlafemme]

[demareth]

but it isnt too late to start tho! if you suddenly wake up and realize the years have slipped by you can start actively living again!

[demareth]

and you know what im not done i think that its actually a very normal and healthy ebb and flow of life

its okay to have stagnant periods, all life has periods of time in its life cycle just to exist and conserve energy and its okay for people to do that too.

but its also very important not to stay in that stagnant period forever!

[earth222mary]

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

[antarctic-arcanine]

If I ever share anything that was AI generated it is purely by accident. I hate that it's getting harder and harder to tell and it makes me want to never use the internet again. It definitely had its faults, but man I miss the internet of the 2000s so much.

[aloeveragel]

I remember in my Arabic class we were going over the alphabet and the teacher was like there’s no ‘P’ etc and this white girl was like wait what but my names Paige and my teacher was like lol then we’d pronounce it as beige and she was so offended I’m crying thinking about it

[dotted-sixteenth-deactivated202]

One of my mom’s friends, Hugh, went to France and they had a lot of trouble pronouncing his name because the entire thing was silent.

[melonbottle]

salut je m'appelle [REDACTED]

[ghulheim]

lol when I lived in France my host family had a friend names Hugh. We saw him and his family a lot.

They pronounced it “oog” and I didn’t know until the day before I left France that his name was Hugh. I just thought he had some weird caveman nickname 😭

[toebeens]

that is hands down the funniest addition to this post

[simplydnp]

has anyone checked on hank green

[pillowspace]

*opens tumblr for 0.2 seconds while watching a movie* did something lgbt just happen

[nebulaedaniel]

im so speechless. the way that nothing changes and everything changes. it doesn't matter but it so extremely does matter. it's the most normal thing in the world, and the biggest deal ever. you know.