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whenthe-wolfsbane-blooms

wastetheday

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

bluenorthernlights-blog

i’m so done

mindylahiris

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

scottishaccentsareawesome

*cue recorder version of My Heart Will Go On*

thepromiscuousfinger

ladyshinga

turgidturnip

I just had to collect all of these responses together in one place

Edit: And one from my friend, who doesn't have a tumblr (yet)

ladyshinga

#i keep waiting for someone to address the '18th century looms were huge' claim#like sure some were#but the fact that textile mills had been invented doesn't mean that all home weaving ceased#indeed people still weave for fun or profit in this the 21st century#smaller looms were still being built and used in the 18th century just as smaller looms are still being built and used today#and that's without considering the existence of inkle/tape/band looms which were/are used for making narrower woven ribbons for trimming etc#small 18th century looms absolutely exist

there are thousands of notes and a few people ABSOLUTELY addressed this xD

twistedmaiden

I wanna add mine! But it still has some assembling to do before I can move on to the next step

quick-to-query

...Okay this place *is* better than Reddit.

stormneedle

My wife did a lot of hand crafts while we were dating. After we got engaged, my father piped up that at least she didn't have a spinning wheel. We put it in the doorway the first time my parents came to visit.

Her loom is packed away at the moment so she can work on an uncountable number of knitting projects and metalwork at the moment.

a-krogan-skald-and-bearsark

Fibercrafts.

Not even once. You start with "Oh, I'd love to learn the drop spindle" And the next minute your home office is occupied by a loom, you're planting flax in the garden, and considering the logistics of owning an alpaca.

beybuniki

they did notttt look like FBI agents

nyanletnest

let’s merge with mama

archibaldtuttle

I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

targetdotcom-deactivated2026011

Fińàncial Harm

tittyinfinity

o0kawaii0o

Hero of Time

sugarsylvie

Eevee finally accepts the cone!

thepie

Everything changed,

you and me.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

mod2amaryllis

this is the Phoenix zoo, she's got plenty of outdoor space 👍

I'll also say she looks super healthy and happy in that video so she probably loves her cool concrete room #myconkrete

the-zenith-calls

My favorite scenes in the LotR books are the ones where Legolas has vital information and just decides it's not important to share.

Like when Gandalf spent literal PAGES trying to figure out why the vibes were off in Moria and Legolas chimes in with just "it's a balrog :) that shit's evil :) we're so fucked :)" like what do you MEAN you knew already and just didn't tell him??

Or at the beginning of Two Towers when Aragorn thinks there's something nearby so he puts his ear to the ground to listen, and then like 10 minutes later is like "hmmm i hear horses" and Legolas is just like "mm yep. there are 105 blond bitches with spears" like you just let your friend put his face in the dirt and you can SEE them??

Legolas please gain a sense of urgency

knives-in-the-dishwater

It's because legolas hasn't spent enough time with non-elves to remember that they don't know what he knows.

gandalf is scratching his head in moria, and legolas is thinking "oh man, the wizard noticed something off *besides* the obvious balrog that we all are aware of??"

"I wonder what aragorn is listening for? must be hard to hear, what with all of the horses. How many horses are there, actually? 1... 2... 3..."

taavicleric

"What do your elvish eyes see?" is Aragorn saying, as politely as possible, "Because the REST OF US are at a significant disadvantage, Prince Dipshit."