Oraxe

Hi

[oraxe]

I’m tired.

[oraxe]

As a person with little followers and this post having no way of reaching an outside audience. I am genuinely surprised this post has not received 1,000,000 notes in the short time this has been posted. Just shocked.

[oraxe]

I'm tired.

[oraxe]

GUYS I THOUGHT OF ONE

[oraxe]

Those 100 years of beauty videos are gonna need to start going by 5 years each cause 2010 and 2016 are so much different. By 2018 we're going to be doing our hair as we were in 1970. Then back to 2000 in 2020.

[oraxe]

I don’t understand people who can get so rested and energetic. Like I’ve been so tired since I woke up one day when I was like... born.

[reverseracism]

[oraxe]

This generation is so nihilistic. I mean extreeeeeeeeemely nihilistic. The worse part is I don't know if this is going to advance in further generations or if every generation was like this but we're just the first to have such an easy time publicising it and relating to others around the world.

[oraxe]

Guys. The cup at Starbucks... Is to hold your damn drink. It's a cup. Just a cup. Calm.

[oraxe]

After many trials and experiments. Doodles do not, in fact, come to life under the sea. This news has spread much disappointment and discomfort among the world.

[oraxe]

Have you ever just already be tired tomorrow?

[oraxe]

Earlier in life I was in therapy and my psychologist gave me an 8 question test for OCD. I scored all 8 meaning I had OCD. I mean it's a good thing I got all 8, if I only had 7/8 that would have annoyed me so much

[oraxe]

Sometimes you are the most clever person ever, you do something so logical on the first try and people are mind blown because they would never think of anything even close to what your brilliant mind has done in .5 seconds.

And sometimes you see a leaf fly a foot away from your face and you get scared and spasm with the force of twelve H1 Hummers going 120mph.

[oraxe]

What is with the sudden outburst of memes with heelys? I started wearing them on campus and all of the sudden there are memes about heelys like everyday. Did I unknowingly start a trend? Or am I still just insignificant, alone in the world, and this is all a coincidence? Imma stick with the first one (even though it's probably the latter).

[oraxe]

I've got 99 followers

And they're all porn bots...

[oraxe]

Sometimes I think about how easy it could be to be famous, then I see all this taylor, kim Kanye drama and the jayz, bey drama and all this drama. Then I think it's probably good that nobody knows me.

[kimreesesdaughter]

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

[kimreesesdaughter]

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

[nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20]

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

[neonghostz-deactivated20220823]

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

[kimreesesdaughter]

[zhuvo]

See that’s some extra ass white people version because the one i got didn’t do that crazy shit

[oraxe]

Okay I was reading this and thought "it's not that bad, what?" But then I saw the last picture, fuck that shit right the fuck off hell no. The one I've been on goes 90 degrees at most. Like what is this death wish y'all do?

[rnelina]

fact: all thighs are good thighs

[oraxe]

Especially chicken thighs