Crimes against fish

fsh || artblog @phasmidlee

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[sycamorality]

@sp1resong

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[tall]

[nuclearfaggot]

im asking you to stay here. i cannot tell you why, i dont have any other reason except i want to see you here. i want to see you as happy as you can be. please, do what you can to stay. to find happiness wherever you can. i know that it is selfish of my to ask this. but i’m asking you anyway. take care of yourself. if not for yourself, then for me

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[glamberrr]

Yami yugi period cramps gif

[forestdeity]

fighting to the urge to ask “what do you honestly think about me and please provide as much detail as possible”

[wifislim]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

all texts are risky texts if you have sufficient fear in your heart

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[screenshotsofdespair]

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[qqchurch]

[meangirlnurse]

dear diary

today on my practice exam i said that i would give a patient a simple carbohydrate snack to address their hypoglycemia symptoms because i didn't notice that the patient was fucking unconscious

[meangirlnurse]

jesus christ they're going to let me work in the actual ICU

[haunteddollsgeorg]

Op giving orange juice to her unconscious diabetic patient

[meangirlnurse]

hey quick question does anyone know if i can attach a GIF as an appendix to my suicide note

[redstonedust]

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."