Work in Prog-Mess

Call me Smudge. NB-they/them-31 Ezra icon by kawaiifruitworld 💜 My AO3 🔞MDNI🔞

[oscar-wilde-thing]

About Me!

Hello! I'm [redacted], but you can call me Smudge.

Here's some stuff about me:

Oh my god I'm 32

they/them, non binary/genderqueer/gender fucked/whatever

I mostly identify as a Muppet

I write things, but you have to have an AO3 account and be logged in to read them, cuz fuck AI scrubbers

I sew and knit and quilt and do lots of fiber arts things

I've got an alphabet soup of mental illnesses and other medical shit going on

I once met Benedict Cumberbatch at a gas station

I was on Tumblr in The Golden Age, with no ads, no pornbots, and dick as far as the eye could see.

Once upon a time I had 5 side blogs and 3k followers on my main.

All that changed when I accidentally deleted my main during Nipplegate.

Now I’m back, I’m just old and cranky now

[orteil42]

Wait, you were actually born in the 1900's? Thats so cool

i am going to eat my own entire skin

[idabbleincrazy]

Reblog if you were born in the 1900's.

[avoiding-claws]

[ampervadasz]

[mikkeneko]

So, imagine you have a roommate/housemate (who you're on pretty good terms with) who just has. The weirdest form of stress relief. You see, he's actually a high-wire artist. And he finds high-wire practice soothing and relaxing. When he's had a bad day, or just for the hell of it, he will climb up onto the roof of your house, get on a unicycle, go out to the center of his high wire 4 stories off the ground, and just... chill there. No net. No safety gear whatsover. Just balancing on a high wire for an hour at a time. He seems not to notice or care that he could die doing this. Just looking at him makes you anxious. But no matter how many times you call out, "All right out there Dave?" Dave just answers back "Yeah man, I'm having a blast!" Weirdo. Absolute weirdo. It makes him happy so whatever, and he's been doing it for years with no harm, but still. You can't help but be a little worried for him anyway.

I imagine that's what it's like to a cat when a human takes a bath.

[skinny-dippin-sasquatch]

[scoutingthetrooper]

mark ferrari

[pmamtraveller]

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

[wizardshark]

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

[saspitite]

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME

BISEXUALS GROW FROM THE GROUND

PANSEXUALS GROW FROM THE CEILING

[elizapad]

Happy Pride, cave dwellers 🦇

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[threedollarsdotcom]

hey its me your doctor. idgaf

[durandahlia]

[highest-violet]

You’re Taylor Swift. You’re one of the richest people on the planet. You have unlimited funds, connections, influence, and social clout to get married literally anywhere in the world. Venues would move heaven and earth for you because wherever you chose would become a tourist destination (if it wasn’t already). You could choose somewhere ultra-exclusive, opulent, and secluded. Keep things private - just for you, your fiancé, and family and friends where you can celebrate in peace.

You choose Madison Square Garden - an impersonal multipurpose arena known for basketball and hockey games, concerts, and Wrestlemania.

[novemberdestiel]

Vanessa's Supernatural Rewatch (Episode 01 of 327) ↳ Season 01, Episode 01 "Pilot" "Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days."

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[unexplained-events]

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

This short story by Junji Ito is about a fault that appears in Amigara mountain after an earthquake. The earthquake exposes countless human-shaped holes in the mountain which seem to have been made about a thousand years ago. People, intrigued by these  silhouettes, gather at the site and that’s when things get creepy.

It’s about a 15-20 min read, but if you haven’t read this before, you’re in for a treat. Link above.

[gnars-house]

i mean it’s not like i can just NOT reblog amigara fault. what if one of my followers is one of the lucky ten thousand who HASN’T been unutturably altered for life by it yet? go read it! it’s creepy, but trust me, it was made for you.

[bergamote-catsandbooks]

[vodkaandpizza]

Agreed there are plenty of other fish in the sea...

The Sea:

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[bergamote-catsandbooks]

🤣🤣🤣 the sea might have a few dangerous fishes in it but I’m ready to swim deep. 🫠

[oscar-wilde-thing]

Im hydrophobic but THROW ME TO THE SHAAAARKS

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags the real reason you joined tumblr no matter how horrible or embarrassing it is