Ethan

They/Them 💖💛💙

[ostrage1]

I absolutely love this photo of a lighthouse in the Fallout 76 B.E.T.A

[gameraboy]

OH MY GOD!!! Gas is $1.15! Oh, and there’s a T. Rex there.

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

[patgavin]

Fort Carroll, abandoned pre-Civil War fort on the Patapsco River.

[thehillsarenothere-deactivated2]

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[bidonica]

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[seafoam-aliens]

It’s bACK.

[scumbagsblog]

I’ve seen this a thousand times and I just realized he knocks the fucking Mac of of the counter too

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[joshanddrake]

[derekstilinski]

#favorite character out of all television characters ever

[impulsivegiraffe]

seriously he literally just moved from drake and josh to icarly he didn’t need to change at all

[fakehistory]

The server that runs Reddit’s search engine (2018, colorized)

[ciefable]

really appreciate that they included all the m&m’s turn-ons on their character profile pages

[elytrid]

Holy shit this is a real page. It asks you for you birth date.

[shoeshoe]

How could you post her but not the others.

[therapsid]

well THAT sure is presumptuous 

[caden]

sorry but it is PAINFULLY obvious that the guy who wrote these just desperately wanted to fuck m&ms

[1e3no]

[copperbadge]

#2, Brute?

[l-heure-du-the]

I made the ugliest noise.

[periegesisvoid-deactivated]

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[onemerryjester]

TODAY

[art--woonz]

[untitled80686]

[art--woonz]

Instagram: @artwoonz

[babyanimalgifs]

In case u needed something to make ur day better

[curt-n-curly]

This is wild, y'all

PLEASE click through and live through the horror of these real estate pics with me. PLEASE. 

[reheatedmicrowavecoffee]

i was not prepared for any of this and never wanted the slide show to end