*Looks away dramatically*

I'm probably going to hell

[beniial]

[ayanathedork]

[goblin-void]

Ya'll know the state of the economy. I want money for bills and food, some of you may want art of your favorite characters or ocs. We can make a deal.

Payments will be made using either PayPal, Venmo, or CashApp.

Please send inquiries via dms.

[goblin-void]

Reblogging this because I could really use some extra cash at the moment.

So here are some examples of commissions I did recently for clayaga and Rigos07 on Twitter!

[goblin-void]

Reblogging this again because I'm a little short for bills this month and could use some extra cash if anyones willing to help.

Offering deals til the end of the month:

10% off flat colors

5% off backgrounds.

[joeybarnacles-deactivated202410]

Things I expected in Del Toro's Pinocchio:

A cute little puppet boy

Characters dancing and having fun

A talking cricket

Some sad bits that add to the depth of the film and make the happy parts more meaningful

Things I did not expect in Del Toro's Pinocchio:

Pinocchio pointing out hypocrisy in Christian beliefs and morals

Geppetto becoming an alcoholic due to his depression following the death of his son

Geppetto's son dying from a bombing during world war 1

Pinocchio telling Mussolini to eat shit and immediately getting shot

Pinocchio being kidnapped and sent to a facist child soldier camp

[meangirlnurse]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/interactive/2022/people-names-for-dogs/

this is killing me

[meangirlnurse]

scream

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[owlistic]

why did this post make me realize there are no female rats in this movie

[deathdaydreamm]

actually there is, she has one line at the end when she says “how do you know?”

ok I just skimmed though the movie again, and here she is in the beginning, she just doesn’t say anything, and you wouldn’t guess she was a girl because they didn’t do that weird humanizing, tits and longer eyelashes thing that most movies with animals do.

i’m pretty sure that all the female coded rats are the smaller rats, which is apparently accurate to real rats. Remmy is also really small. after going though the movie I realized that there are only five rats that have actual lines. Remmy, Emile, the dad, the really big bodyguard rat, and the rat at the end. whack.

[gabriellegibby]

>girl rats are smaller

>Remmy is smaller

>Remmy is trans

[lemememeringue]

remmy is trans and his father accepts that but not his passion for cooking

[loopityboop-deactivated20221117]

remmy: dad i think im a boy

dad: sure son

remmy: also im tired of eating literal rotted garbage

dad: you w h a t

[lilyrosegold]

Dad: no daughter of mine is going to cook!

Remmy: actually dad I’m a boy

Dad: thank you for telling me I support you

Dad: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO COOK!

[genasi-jedi]

Remmy’s dad said trans rights but not chef rights

[skyhon]

[mahgck]

holding back tears as i block the beautiful women who are following me. im sorry ladies its just that youre not real.

[narwhalsarefalling]

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

[narwhalsarefalling]

EXCELLENT idea give me a moment

[narwhalsarefalling]

wow i can’t believe that worked

[yourlocal-charlatan]

[Image ID: the first image is a screenshot of a tag that says #turn it into a musk parody account and get it banned

The second image is a screenshot of the now-suspended account. /end ID]

[seraphiclore-deactivated2026030]

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

[virgoasf]

[curlsandstems]

I need this.

[poni1kenobi-deactivated20250915]

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

[crystal-bytes]

GIFTOBER 2022

DAY TWENTY-SIX: BAD WEATHER

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 15x08 "The Gang Carries a Corpse Up a Mountain" (2021)

[thechy-fychannel]

Nothing could have prepared me to learn this is from It's Always Sunny and not some drama film

[rednines]

[rilianedautriche]

compilation of texts my mom has sent me when my cat is wailing outside my room and i haven’t opened the door for her yet

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

[rilianedautriche]

[byjove]

People on that post I made about liking fur and leather saying “Actually, we all just need to consume less 🥺” yes. That’s what I’m fucking saying. I got my primary leather jacket for Christmas in my freshman year of high school and I’m now 22. My fur coat was made in the 50s and I picked it up for $60 at an antique store years ago. I still sometimes wear a pair of leather hiking boots my mom got in the 90s while the pleather boots I bought in high school barely lasted 3 years. By wearing fur and leather, I am consuming less. It’s economical in the long run, the quality is better and it lasts longer. You think I have the money to buy a brand new leather jacket every year? The other two leather jackets I have are also vintage, one is from the 70s was fished out of the garbage and the other was $9 at a thrift store. They. Last.

[headspace-hotel]

fucks me up that by total coincidence the sun and moon's size difference is exactly matched to their difference in distance from us, thus making our beautiful total solar eclipses where you can see the silver threads of the sun's corona possible because the moon just covers the sun completely

The stars (literally) aligned just right for this experience to be possible. It's likely that aliens don't have this

[headspace-hotel]

They aren't lying this opinion really is unpopular

[campyvillain]

yo mama so crumb that strong ants took her away forever

[shock]

just here to say i started using this joke on middle schoolers and it completely disarms them in every situation thanks so much

[the-alt-lantic-deactivated20240]

His names Bill but I can call him Tom

[ikkabi]

he’s beating the pregnancy allegations

[cunt-inent]

is this about biden

[ikkabi]

Is this about who