notmyfault

[archibaldtuttle]

*literally choking with want* nah man it's fine DW about it

[fishbphotography]

Pink lotus

Yokosuka, Tokyo, Japan

[r0zeclawz]

sick post i just found online. sorry i couldnt find the source

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[seshrat]

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

[animentality]

[figmentforms-the-human]

Let me go with you to the store to buy pads and milk, bro. It’ll be a good time because we’re together ❤️🙌

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

[litchisoap]

[kurra]

Commission for @ bannedbibliophile

[the-average-gatsby]

[hydro-homies]

[waxworm-moved]

[sepulchretide]

[rethmyc]

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[splodey-goat]

[blacktwitterfunny]

[robotsandfrippary]

My uncle, who grew up a poor immigrant on a pig farm, became a heart surgeon and keeps marrying into wealth.  His third wife is from old money.  She’s very sweet and I do love her to death but she’s completely out of touch with anyone who is not born wealthy.  She told me “Oh you simply MUST rent a villa in Italy for a summer.  It’s so great.”      Bless my uncle, he just started laughing his ass off and said, “Joan, normal people don’t do that.” 

She was so confused.  

[cargopantsman]

Can “Joan, normal people don’t do that” be added to the “Harold, they’re lesbians” litany?

[cipheramnesia]

Seconded.

[loish]

An ode to the lovely things that grow off of stalks!🍃

[jeza-red]

Oh wow, these are lovely:O

[videofame]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

oh you touch her b

[m86-deactivated20171116]

her boo

[m86-deactivated20171116]

the tits.

[iamoutofideas]

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[catasters]

[sighinastorm]

Amazing photograph taken in the fraction of a second where the target doesn’t even know he’s being tackled yet. Idiot.

[one-time-i-dreamt]